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2022 babey!!!

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How fly times...
Love that its not 'a lot' its 'too much. Very judgmental.
Please wattbad please dont strike me down
Funniest child in the world
She will never live down watching the moon landing
Big win for equality
Obsessed w this kid in particular. Going places
Girl help this idea is so funny to me
why is the end so fucking funny to me skjgskdhsdfh
Emekelkrkekr help
pop quiz time!
Worst fic idea ever.
Its like half 7 in the morning too fjfkrkkrkr
'Hes literally JUST bones' 'yeah...hunky bones' 'Alphys wtf'
Buzzkill.
Literally canon
My fav part abt this is its canon. We've seen his and his wifes two beds
The chunky ass same sized cartiridge slot is sick af
Also love that its like 1/5th of the consoles real estate dkfkekdo
Trapping me...
sfdjkgjk im sorry i dont mean to make fun of them but. listen sgkjsdkh
I'd die i'd actually die
I WANT ONE
I want to see scratch steamrolled like the villain in roger rabbit /pos
Lowkey canon with his scrooge sleepy hat dmdkrke
(Tw: incest, bestiality, pedophilia ment)
Lot to unpack here
Kekdkrkr need to clarify i like alphys here i just think frat boys r funny
Djdkekekekrkrkrfk would love the context
Obsessed w this clip
She fits that clip so well dndkrkrkd
I made this. With my own two'a hands
Obsessed w scratch wanting to convert to judaism just for the food
this is lifelike drawing of the uterus
SLAPS SLAPS SLAPS
'Whatpad' is a real phrase used in my real educational health care plans
Boomer superpowers
Haha old man died in '72
'You evil child. How dare you. How dare you do this to lovable 'ol scratch'
Man on woman hostility
Hes too old he cant resist the urge fnmfkfkd
Editing multilanguages should be against the geneva convention
I guess you could say...my memory has a lot of HOL
Got a jon arbuckle voiceclaim mama mia...
Im not wrong.
Drama king
Somat wrong w my sense of humour why is this funny to me
Who was it that said spamton is tumblrs happy meal toy? That his energy
And he horrible mangles the pronunciation too
Love that
They are!!!!
His crush on scratch is irrelevant to this post he does it to everyone
Flfkrlekdkdk i love this stupid man. Patrick star as a ghost
'Makes nfts' is the funniest method of cancelling i've ever seen
Lose-lose especially
'Just divorced' meme but its just garner by herself
Lead singer was a good sport for just going with it tho
Scratch heard the korean and thought it was some weird gen z slang
Pop quiz time
Blood ment tw
Obsessed with grimblo
The grimblo cut
'I thought gay dudes would call each other "hotcock" or some gay shit not babe'
If that were written even a little less like an 1800's letter it wouldnt work
Scratch voice i have no idea who that is
Nothinb but asterisks w this franchise smh
"Im totally secure in my relationship" *spends paragraphs defending it*
Jester just Feels like someone who shits on pop to me idk why
DMDKDKEKKDKF
KEKDKKFDKDN HELP
Not all heros wear capes
If it is MFKDKDKFKFEMKDOCKKKD
Obsessed w that quote. Its such an honour. This will go down in history...
joking fnfkdkekdkdkc. But also THEY CHOREOGRAPHED THIS???
Did they have guiness officials around him w tapemeasures ooor
if hes not german im gonna be well embarassed
Disgusted. Heartbroken.
This goes so hard
Wow i cant believe babymetal invented music
Shes 4 today
If you dont like things not moving forward you dont like phineas and ferb
People need to know you dont have to like every popular show.
You think you're beyonce.
Why do they spell penis the way emminem said it in that one vid
God.
Meowth as that mcdonalds drivethru meme
my fav yearly tradition
Dr 'malpractise' alphys
Also she was our dog walker and mum only found out when she walked in
(Tw: cannibalism) that 'you' 'the point' meme
'the scientific quackery that was the third reich' LMAOOOOO
he gives this whole speech to papyrus when asked to get back to work
Fucking chilling
shit. top 5 phineas voices
Sickest drop
I irony is this actually did change my life
God apparently one of mine is in a band and another the air force now
Go girl give us nothing!
Autism bad ending
C
"What am i, chopped liver?!" Scratch they're having a moment
heeeelllllp this video is so wild
Why does limmy have no eyebrows
Love the idea that NO ONE but monody wanted him
Just a smooch. Just a quick little bro peck
Like the worlds worst auction
Just quirky meowth things!
Give him sloppy so good he goes hëh
They're so funny
Why did he zoom in on his pecks for like 2 minutes.
'The task at hand requires zero dogs' is such a funny phrase to me
Its me im girls
tw: unreality
ghost husbandry
Geoff looks early 70's tbh he seems like a romantic dinner at 5 guy
Just old men things x
MDKDKDKKDKD???
????
New discoveries made! Not good ones
Scratch with a cock is one of the worst mental images one can muster
You couldnt beat this out of me
I LIKE alphys but you cant act like this isnt the most irresponsible shit
I dunno chief looks like she dehumanised them first
This is the kinda shady shit you'd expect from a big corporation
Its SO hard to explain to someone unfamiliar clldlekd
Stampylongnose and iballisticsquid perfected the genre
Yeah yeah james sunnysideup lying figure big tiddy nurse. I get it
So much single energy he turned around and gained divorced energy
See how i take care of you owen?
One of the funniest things on tumblr rn
Same energy as 'black used to be my thing' 'this is a funeral'
Got that classic 5 o'clock shadow and eyebags
Molly: How'd the date gooo..... Scratch: *has 2 black eyes*
sansby
And then wake each other up 4 times apiece going for night pisses
And they bob up and down in time
Is that anything star
Monody wraps her arms around his hips from behind while he cooks
Not cos i find him hot it was more like a challenge. To see if its possible
(Tw: pedophilia) haha so fun and quirky! Just fangirl thaangs!!!
I need money. Money me. Me money needing a lot now
'Im a human' 'WHATEVER JUST DONT FEED THAT THING AFTER MIDNIGHT'
obsessed w this
Wife material
Is that anything
You dont even wear clothes!!!!!
They sensed he gained protagonist status. Ridin his coat tails
old man vibes
New edition to the family
Got that greg universe hairline
JOKING
Lowkey the best character in the show
SGKSDJGKSDG
Someone who hasnt seen tgamm descibe this image
Srry
The MISERY on his face when she messes up his hair MFMFMDMD
And thats their friendship
"You're so wise!" Molly you're older than her fkfkekkdkf
Yeah
Crying
Anyway. Go watch encanto
God i cries through like the whole last 20 mins of this film
Part of why im cool w her redemptiom. She DOES suffer (heavy) consequences
Why is he getting s*xym*n attention HES 15
Kinda sad that this is likely cos he was considered a jinx tho :(
Really tho: why would you worship a god you believe wants you to be miserable
'You couldnt beat this confession out of me'
Also papyrus and undyne
Lost it at this
lost it at 'let alone anyone but michael eisner'
Im obsessed w this. My mum energy
That one episode of adventure time
Scratch is forced to leave the house w his possesion in a blanket on stick
Man. Everyone in this family has the same damn problems huh
Me and star w monody
Is that anything.
Wake up babe new jose sanchez just dropped
I think its the possibility rowling watches rick and morty
Damn. Stop being good at lyrics miranda ur the hamilton guy >:(
Spamton
The fact they added their own layer of deph in the va performance...
MDMDMDKDK he has such minor character energy its SO funny
This scene breaks me on so many levels
Even after all this isabela doesnt want her abuela hurt 🥺
Best comment on the vid
They sound like they're abt to kill me
Jessie carrying all these men. As per usual 🙄
I'd make a joke abt dutch next but i think that would actuall kill me fr
God he would actually say that too. GOD HE WOULD. NOOO
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