rants of an annoyed larrie/bharrie

b!louies make no sense

another top louis rant book found these

I just thought I'd share

according to them:

Louis bottoms bc..

1. smaller
2. big blue eyes

Harry tops bc...

1. deep voice
2. curls

what the fuck

time to argue

it's my favorite thing

1. smaller

no, not really but ok.

2. big blue eyes

sure, I wouldn't necessarily call them big

those eyes are capable of staring you down

lemme just

yeah

and for harry

1. deep voice

he does have a deeper voice, im not sure what that has to do with anything

I think his voice is very nice to listen to

2. curls

if anything, his curls make him look even babier so idk what you tried to accomplish there

anyways

dear b!louies,

your reasons are fucking dumb, and once again, never go beyond physical appearance.

thank you for coming to my ted talk