rants of an annoyed larrie/bharrie

but.. but louis is short

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callie ✍

like, I'm sorry the nickname has gotten old and it isn't funny anymore

I was deadass reading a fic where harry ad cancer and they made louis sit on his lap

bro's literally dying and ur gonna go and sit on HIS lap??

their excuse was "but lou's so tiny harry would crush him 🥺🥺!!!1!!"

yeah ok.

man's definitely being crushed by gigantic harry, yup

their height difference is not a fucking foot can we get that thru our heads??

its two inches

before you say "but in all the pictures louis is so tiny compared to harry"

shut the fuck up patricia, I'm getting there

so louis is like 5'9 yes? yes (that wasn't a question cos im sure there are people who actually think he's 5'7 or some shit)

louis is 5'9 you know how I know? bc I actually listen to what he says, and I listen to what people say when they meet him.

he says he's 5'9

people who've met him have said that he's taller than expected around 5'9 ish

I hate to bring it up but like the airport icident: he got arrested, and you get measured when you get arrested ykyk

guess how tall it said he was??

5'9

"but what about harry, if he's 6'0 then that's 4 inches"

patricia you're getting annoying

harry isn't 6'0 he's AT MOST 5'11 yall forget he wears heels religiously that give him like an inch and a half of height.

here's some pictures of h without heels: