{I wanted to write bitches instead of kittens but bitches are dogs and youre a cat so}~
hello.
It's just another normal day , In your normal life , Amiright?
NO I'M WRONG
you should record this date, coz , like...........I'm always right.
ANYWAY BACK TO WHERE WE WERE
ITS YOUR BIRTHDAAYYY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
I HAVE SO MUCH TO WISH YOU AND TELL YOU.
NUMBER 1. YOU'RE SIXTEEN. DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT GET A SWEET SIXTEEN?
NUMBER 2. YOU. ARE. SIXTEEN. YOU. ARE. OLD. YOU. ARE. OLLLDDDD
NUMBER 3. HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED , LIKE YOU LOOK LIKE YOURE 12? IT'S A COMPLIMENT , REALLY COZ THAT MEANS YOU LOOK YOUNG. BUT YOU DON'T LOOK OLD ENOUGH TO BE SIXTEEN. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
NUMBER 4. I LOVE YOUNUMBER
5. I HOPE YOU GET CAKE. LOTS OF IT. DID YOU GET CAKE?
NUMBER 6. YOUR BIRTHDAY WON'T BE AROUND FOR ANOTHER YEAR SO .... ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS
NUMBER 7. YOU'RE LITERALLY SO PRETTY
NUMBER 8. I LOVE YOU
NUMBER 9. IDK I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT WISHES , I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY TODAY
NUMBER 10. Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Cats are wired
and so are you
amazing poem amiright
yes i am right.
ALSO LIKE AGAIN.
YOU
ARE
SIXTEEN
YOU
ARE
OLD
Don't hate my wish i just think like.........it's coming from me , so it's just really amazing right? so if there's too much good , something will go wrong , therefore i keep reminding you youre old to make the wish a bit dull , to balance it out
but obviously , this is the first thing i failed because.......my wish is still great
kayishouldstopmakingthisaboutme
I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS WONDERFUL AND AMEOWZING AND LITTER-ALLY THE BEST SWEET SIXTEEN A WIRED CAT LIKE YOU COULD EVER GET COZ YOU'RE PURRFECT
(get it? haha i made a cat pun i'm so funny(did you actually get it tho? chloe says this in the episode where nathaniel gets akumatized))