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Author: Okay, the rest of this report is in a comment in the previous part, because no matter what I do, I cannot fit it in one part. So lets read everything in there.
*Time skip to read everything*
Author: Hmm... I think we can try and do something about it. *Opens a portal to that universe*
5025: Lets go.
Author: Wait! I need to put on my armor first. *Puts on the most powerful and resistant armor known to humanity - plot armor* Okay, lets go now. *Goes through with SCP-5025 and alternate Author*
5025: Okay, that's huge...
Author?: But it is nothing for us. Use a command prompt to make us as big as this planet.
5025: *Types something into a umd* Done.
Author: We are bigger than this planet, even better. *Catches the planet into his hand* So, how are we going to destroy this thing?
5025: *Teleports all 3 of them and the planet into a pocket dimension* Lets play football with it.
Author: Okay.
*1 hour of playing with the planet later*
Author: Well, it lost maybe 10% of its mass from impacts...
5025: Not for long. *Pulls out a huge hammer and smashes the planet with it, shattering it into pieces, while alternate Author throws it into a grinding machine*
Author: It is the last piece. It cannot teleport away, as I disables it, so lets just grind it and then throw into a black hole all the remains.
Planet: WAIT! DON'T KILL ME!
Author: You can talk?
Planet: Please! I will give you answers to any question you have, just don't kill me!
5025: We have to save that other Earth, so no.
Author: Wait. I can agree on this offer, but... I want you to tell me EVERYTHING you know about Omniversal Void.
Planet: This ... This knowledge is forbidden, even for Omniversal beings...
Author: Well, in that case we can throw it into a ...
Planet: Fine, fine! Omniversal void can be accessed in two ways. Either by getting erased with Omniversal Command Prompt, or with a knife of non-existance, however only the knife allows somebody to shape the void however they like.
Author: So, if somebody had this knife, then they could escape the void?
Planet: Yes! But the knife would have to be erased too, and it won't land next to them if they got erased earlier!
Author: Hmmm... Do whatever you want with this planet, just don't kill it. *Goes back to the Ask world* So it won't land next to 5205, but I don't want to give this to a random person, or worse, make it disappear forever... No, it won't work...
