My Quirky Love

Chapter 17: Male pregnancy

"Brothers our big brother can not biologically get pregnant."

Gabriel shakes his head. "Nope. Give me a solid evidence. For all I know Daddy gave birth to us not mommy."

"What the fuck?!" Daddy exclaimed on the other end of the table.

"Sure Gabriel. I push you out of my ASS. That's why you are a stupid dipshit." Daddy deadpanned.

Ameera laughed while mom's confused on what was happening.

"Gab and Jamison this things was discussed when we were in highschool." Parker said.

Jamison and Gabriel shakes their head in unison.

"Must be absent that day Parker." Jamison replied.

"Obviously." I mutter.

"I mean you'll never know because daddy looked plumped when Jamison was born." Gabriel reasoned out.

"When the fuck did I get plumped? The hell you're talking about? Your fucking 2 when Jamison was born Gabriel."
Daddy exclaimed.

"Are we talking about why your daddy was fat that time? Because he ate all my food secretly. His male hormones are competing with mine at that time." Mommy accused while daddy looked horrified.

"Love! I never loose my abs excuse me. And for the record I never ate your food."

Why are we talking about male hormones and male pregnancy all of a sudden?! And at the dinner table nonetheless!

I clear my throat.

"I hope that the male pregnancy issue was done and I don't even fucking know why our topic switch to that. Like I said before I got interrupted by stupidity 1 and 2 I have an announcement."

"Tomorrow, Sunshine will join us for dinner. So I beg you all to act normal."

Daddy shouts 'fucking finally' while Parker smiled brightly. Ameera hugged me while dumb and dumber wipes their imaginary tears.

"He's growing up so fast Jamison!" Gabriel exclaimed.

"True big brother I am so proud of him!" Jamison shouts and he hugged Gabriel.

I roll my eyes.

I felt a tug on my shirt and looked to my left. Mommy was looking at me questioningly.

"Who's Sunshine Grey?"

I smile at her and hold both of her hands.

"Mommy, Sunshine's the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with." I told her as softly as I could.

Mommy smiles brightly and a genuine tears slid down to her face.

"I don't know her yet but I already love her because she puts a beautiful smile on your face Grey." Mommy squeezed my hand tightly.

"Thank you mommy. Your support means so much to me."

Mommy shakes her head and replied." My baby, don't you know? I'll support not only you but your other siblings too through hell and back."

Mommy caress my face and kissed both of my cheeks and forehead.

"I love you son and congratulations."

I fucking teared up.

I am such a mama's boy.

Guilty as hell.

"Be quiet Jamison! Mommy and Grey's having a moment! Calm the hell down will you?I can't hear what they are saying!" Gabriel exclaimed.

I look up just in time that my daddy throw an apple straight to Gabriel's head.

"Ow! Daddy that hurt!" Gabriel whine.

"If you don't shut the fuck up Gabriel I'll throw a plate on your head next time.'' Daddy threathened.

Gabriel pouts while he picks up the apple from the floor.

"Can you please cut this apple for me? Thank you." Gabriel ask one of the staff.

"So what are the plans for tomorrow Grey?" Daddy ask.

I shrug my shoulders.

"Nothing big. Just regular dinner."
Daddy nodded at Albert.

"Everything will be arrange tomorrow sir." Albert primly said.

"Gideon did you already buy the plot of land beside us? Grey needs a space to build his house." Mommy ask daddy.

When did I decide that I have a plan to build a house?

Mommy did not even meet precious  and yet she's already planning building a house?

"Love We got 20 acres of land I'm sure that's enough."

Mommy shakes her head. "Nu uh! We have 5 children that will build their own houses. 20 acre's not enough!"

"I don't want them to live far away from me. I'll miss them." Mommy's already teary eyed.

Daddy wipes mommy's tears and when he can't take it anymore. He stood up and impressively lift mommy and let her sit on his laps.

"Don't cry love. Please. You know I hate seeing you cry."  Daddy plead.

Mommy sniff and calmed down after a few minutes, while the 5 of us are silently witnessing the love between our parents that we wish we will all experience in the near future.

"We will  buy the whole plot so don't worry." Daddy assures mommy.

"What if there's already an owner daddy?" Gabriel ask.

Daddy look at Gabriel and arched his eyebrows.

"Are you belittling my capabilities Gabriel Knight?"

"Nope. Nope. Nope James Arthur Gideon." Gab cheekily replied.

"Everyone listen up. Tomorrow please just don't be weird okay?" I begged.

"No can do big brother. I can't even sit still for a minute so there's no way I'll not blow our cover." Gabriel said.

The rest of my family and even the staff nodded. They clearly agree that the dinner tomorrow will be a disaster one way or another.

"Oh. Oh. I have an idea Grey I can do a small bomb that can detonate by a control then glitters and confetties will come out off it."

All my other family members eagerly  agrees at Gabriel's ridiculous suggestion while the staff and daddy grimaces.

I'm sure daddy's thinking all the repairs that will be done at our house after this said small bomb "detonates" while the staff are wondering how the hell they're gonna clean glitters and confetti's all over the house.

While I just want to back out and bring Sunshine to Uncle Blake's house instead for dinner but then I realize his quadruplets with the exception of Catherine was also as crazy as my uncle.

Great.

A/N why did I not updated? Because I am busy *sigh*
I also attended a wedding and wedding just reminds me how single I am. 😅😂

Anyways. Love you all!!😘