Levi: Is it drugs!? Alcohol!? I'll take fucking anything to take this pain away
(F/N): I was going to say it's me...
Levi: I wanted to take the pain away, not make it worse
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Reiner: What's the best way to loose weight?
(F/N): shame
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(F/N): C'mon, Commander. The titan stuff isn't a problem.
(F/N): You and Captain Levi just need to bone
Erwin: ...what did you say?
(F/N): I said you two need to bone
Erwin: hoooow dare you solider. I am your SUPERIOR OFFICER!
5 minutes later
Erwin: BONE!
10 minutes later
Erwin: What happens in my bedroom solider is NONE of YOUR business
21 minutes later
Erwin: BOOOOONE!
40 minutes later
Erwin: Don't ever speak to me like that again
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Sasha: Cupcake?
Sasha: I actually had two cupcakes but you'll never guessed what happened
(F/N): You ate one
Sasha: There are no more cupcakes
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Levi: We have money
(F/N): Oh thank god
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(F/N): Yo, why you bald?
Connie: I was inspired by my celebrity hero. Eminem
(F/N): You're too young to be Eminem. You're like his little brother.
(F/N): How about we call you Skittles instead?
(F/N): When's the new single, Skittles?
Connie: Bars sizzle, from Skittles, fo shizzle, my nizzl-
(F/N): NO!
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Character Development: Hey! Who changed my name!?
(F/N): Literally anyone could have done it and you could literally be anyone
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Levi: I'll have a beer. He'll have an orange juice
(F/N): Captain, I'm of legal age
Levi:
(F/N): I can order my own orange juice
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Connie: *gets on one knee*
Connie: Vibe check
(F/N): *sips coffee*
(F/N): what the fuck?
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(F/N): Zeke called me a douche
Levi: Hold my 3dmg
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
Texting 24: Heckity Heck I Crave Death
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