Raphael: So... I've seen you've been spending a lot of time with Anastacia recently.
Saskia: No, Raphael, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Raphael: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Saskia: No! You're the only one for me.
Raphael: Is that so?
Saskia: I promise! Anastacia and I are just dating, okay? She's my girlfriend.
Raphael: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Saskia: You are still my one and only best friend! She's just the love of my life, nothing more!
Raphael: But I'm still the platonic love of your life, right?
Saskia: Of course bro!
Raphael: Bro...
Ellie: What the-
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Incorrect Rosewood Chronicles Quotes #2
HumorIn which the characters of The Rosewood Chronicles are given incorrect quotes (again, for the second time though absolutely nobody asked for it) because I'm still just that original, and because I still don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore.