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Harry: I should have known better than to trust those crackheads..

User017: What's up with them anyways?

Luna: Nargles, I'd say

Harry: Who is @User017 ? 

Luna: Neville, of course

Harry: Oh k

Harry named User017 Snake murderer.

Snake murderer: ????

Harry: *proud father noises*

Luna: ? 

Snake murderer: Harry, I only killed a snake once

Snake murderer: And you are not my father 

Luna: wow

Harry: *proud father noises continue* Wow indeed

Snake murderer: You gotta admit you should have married me Luna

Harry: SHIP SHIP NUNA 4EVERRRRRR

Luna: Oh, got to go, Rolf and I are going on an adventure

Harry: Who tf is Rolf anyways-

Snake murderer: Nevermind, a jerk

Harry: Just like Hannah Abott

Snake murderer: Stop Harry

Harry: What about..

Harry: No

Snake murderer: Okay

Luna: Bye baes

Snake murderer has added Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley and 3 other people to the group chat.

Harry: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

Snake murderer: ... Because?

Harry: uGh- Anyways, nickname time

Harry named Hermione Granger Bookworm.

Harry named Ron Weasley Dry Sandwich.

Harry named Ginny Weasley sHuT uP-said my dear wifey.

Harry named Fred Weasley Crack.

Harry named George Weasley Head.

Harry named Luna Lovegood nArGlEs~~~.

Harry named Draco Malfoy mY fAtHeR wIlL hEaR aBoUt ThIs.

Harry named Hannah Abott dull, boring, annoying. 

 Bookworm: At least my name is normal 😂By the way, Mr. Malfoy, you will pay for kicking me, and you too Harry James Potter.

Harry named Bookworm nOw I'm GoInG tO bEd GrRrrrRRRRRR.

nOw I'm GoInG tO bEd GrRrrrRRRRRR: Are you kidding me?

Harry: Do I look like I am kidding you?

nOw I'm GoInG tO bEd GrRrrrRRRRRR: I can't see your face right now, dear

Dry Sandwich: HARRY

Harry: ?

Dry Sanwich named Harry Potter wElL i Am ThE cHoSeN oNe!.

wElL i Am ThE cHoSeN oNe!: This is so fun! I am the chosen one tho

nOw I'm GoInG tO bEd GrRrrrRRRRRR: You are so pathetic.

nOw I'm GoInG tO bEd GrRrrrRRRRRR changed her name to Hermione.

Hermione reseted all nicknames.

Harry re-named everyone again.

Harry made nicknaming unavailable to other users.

Hazza P: HAHAHHHHAHAA

WhY cAn'T wE fOlLoW bUtTeRfLiEs?: hehehehehehehhe

Bookworm: I will just mute, I have actual work to do, you crackheads.

Hazza P: Of course, you are an ex-prefect after all

WhY cAn'T wE fOlLoW bUtTeRfLiEs?: Harry-

WhY cAn'T wE fOlLoW bUtTeRfLiEs?: Yeah, well

WhY cAn'T wE fOlLoW bUtTeRfLiEs?: Also Minister of Magic now-

Bookworm: Exactly. Bye. See you when you will get normal.

Crack: Then never

Head: Crack?

Crack: Yeah Head?

Head named Crack Forge.

Forge named Head Gred.

Gred: Perfect!

Forge: Yup!

Snake murderer: Harry, explain why you named my dear wife "dull, boring, annoying"

Snake murderer: Not like if it wasn't true

Snake murderer: But like why tho?

dull, boring, annoying: Neville, I think we should leave this humiliating group chat. These people are idiots making fun of themselves. Let's go.

Snake murderer: AINT NO WAY THIS IS THE BEST GROUP CHAT

Snake murderer: DON'T BE LIKE HERMIONE DONT RUIN THE PARTY 

Bookworm: Still have my phone with me, dear Neville :)

Snake murderer: Oh, cool! *worried face*

Snake murderer has kicked dull, boring, annoying from the group chat.

Snake murderer: Who cares anyways?

Dracock: Nobody.

Dracock: Harry, dear, care to explain my name?

Bookworm: Calling people "dear" when angry is my thing.

Dracock: I am not angry

Dracock: In fact, I want to know... Harry, you are in love with me, right?

Hazza P: OMGGGG DRACOCK 

Hazza P has kicked Ginny Weasley from the group chat.

Hazza P: How did ya know bae? 😍😍

Dracock: I just know ;) Ily too

Bookworm: That was a nice act now I'll add your wife back Harry.

Hazza P: WHY- WHAT

Bookworm has added Ginny Weasley to the chat.

Bookworm: Peace, bye. I'll leave you all here, take your time to explain.

Ginny: Yeah explaining would be good, you mf piece of daft dingo meat.