Wrong Number : MCU spiderman addition

Vent Birb

Sorry 4 no updates.  I had finals. ('-ω-') , and then lots of procrastinating.  Updates will probably be slow till spring break pops up...

in a few months.

AnY wAy...
I watched Eternals!,  & Ghostbusters : Afterlife!, and Encanto!, and both Fantastic Beasts movies!
I thought all were really good!
If you end up watching any, let me know what you thought!

Enjoy!!!

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LSC
Hey guys

...

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Guys?

----------With Clint----------

Natasha, Steve, and Tony went on a mission for a few days, so Clint took it as the perfect opportunity.

They all had to leave their personal phones at home, and in Tony's lab, where no one could get into without clearance, besides Bruce and Pepper.  The vents didn't need clearance though...

Less than ten minutes later, Clint was sitting in the vents with Natasha's phone in his hands.

-----Tasha+LSC chat-----

Ms.Tasha
Hello

LSC
Hi!

Do u know where Mr. Fe or Ms. Salt-E r?

No one else is responding.

Ms.Tasha
Sorry about that
What's up?

LSC
...I just asked...
Where r the others?

Ms.Tasha
Ms.Salt-E is in a meeting
Mr. fe and tasha are on a...
...business trip with someone else

LSC
ok...

what does my name stand for?
How old am I?

Ms.Tasha
What?

oh, uh

Little Spider Child

15

LSC
ok...

how old did Mr. Fe think I was when he first found out?

Ms. Tasha
older than a teenager

LSC
Ah ha!

ur NOT Ms. Tasha!

Ms. Tasha
I'm not?!
Now what makes you say that!?

LSC
Mr. Fe thought I was 9
WHEN, he learned I still go to school

Ms. Tasha
ah

I see

LSC
So who R u?

Ms. Tasha
I'll text u

here's my number

***-***-****

LSC
ok...

------------Different Chat------------

???
Hay-o!

???
Ms. Tasha's
...friend?

???
Bingo!

You can call me...
Bird, Lord of vents!

LS
Ah

ok...

Vent Birb
Now that that's done with,
how u know Tasha?

This is not the name I asked for

LS
┐(￣ヘ￣)┌

Not rly my problem

Vent Birb
u r clearly a child of culture

LS
& u r clearly not boomer

Vent Birb
THANK YOU
I don't like feeling old

LS
I said ur not a boomer

...SO...
that means you must be a millennial with childrens

Vent Birb
boi spot on

Anyway...
u still haven't told me how u know tasha

LS
I'm not totally sure
She texted me first

Vent Birb
ah

I think tasha took the number from Mr fe,
then gave it to Salt-E

LS

Oooh

That actually explains some things
thx

I have to go

Vent Birb
Ok
I guess
Bye

---------------IRL---------------

May had come back from work, and had bought a pizza, so Peter and May ate it.  Then Peter insisted May get some rest, so as soon as her bedroom door was closed, Peter cleaned up and went into his.

Peter used his enhanced hearing and listened until he heard May's even breathing, before he pulled on his suit and slipped out his window.

------------In the tower------------

Katniss JARVIS spoke, getting Clint's attention.
FRIDAY is with Tony on his mission, so JARVIS is running the tower and stuff.  I love both A.I.s equally, though if you've watched Agent Carter like I have you might like J a little more.
Spiderman has been spotted, and I suggest due to the lack of other Avengers in the tower you should bring Dr. Banner for Big Green purposes.
Clint let out a huff.  Why exactly did they have to go after Spiderman still.  He thought they were all on good terms now or something, plus no one but Banner was there, and he's usually not much help.
Clint reluctantly told JARVIS to tell Banner to get ready, just in case his alter ego would be needed, and to meet him in the garage.

----------~~~~~----------

Spidey POV

Patrol was pretty slow, which is nice but boring, so I sat on a warehouse rooftop, which had a great view of the city.

My spider-sense went off suddenly, but not from any one direction.  I scanned my surroundings then the horizon.
It went off again, but this time it told me the danger was to my right.  Just after I jumped, I saw what looked like an arrow whiz passed the spot I was sitting on moments ago.

I look towards the direction the arrow came from.  I slowly scanned the area, and this time, I made out a figure hiding in the shadows.
It looked like, ...Hawkeye, as I started to make out the bow in his hand and the quiver on his back.

"Hey!" I called out and waved, clearly startling him, as he paused drawing his bow.
"Yeah, hi!  Why don't you come over and we can have a nice, civilized chat?"

I don't think he really liked my offer, because he shot another arrow at me, which I backflipped over.
I shot a few webs in his direction, most of them hitting their mark.

My enhanced hearing picked up the crackle of comms.  "I, uh, I'm in a sticky situation.  I could really use a little back up.  Sorry Bruce," I heard Hawkeye say.

I internally groaned.  Bruce was probably as in Bruce Banner, also as in the Hulk. 
I wasn't sure if I could take him on.  Guess it's about time to find out.

Sorry for not updating!
I hope you enjoyed it!
Enjoy your GoOd soup 🍲-(-‿- )
Bye my Spiderlings!!!