Your not MJ

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You know don't you

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Yes, I know.
But just so we're clear, please elaborate.

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Your not MJ

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What are you-
Fine.  I'm not MJ.
How did you know?

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MJ wouldn't use that much punctuation
and she would have asked who I was first
then after I told her, she would call me a loser

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Your friend doesn't sound very nice.

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She's not as mean as she sounds
Ok enough of that
What should I call you?

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Call me...
Iron Man

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You got it

Fe Male
Great

Fe Male
Oh
You've got to be kidding me

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Heh Heh

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Plz tell me you get it

Fe Male
?
Yeah yeah
I get it

Fe Male
Now what should I call you?

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If you don't get this I will block you

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Araneae Homo sapien

Fe Male
...
Wow
Ok

Fe Male
Done

Spider Nerd
Nice

Spider Nerd
WAIT
NOoOOOOooooooOOoO
╥﹏╥

Fe Male
Ha Ha
What is that thing?

Spider Nerd
Oh no

Fe Male
What

Spider Nerd

ur

O
L
D

Fe Male
For the record,
I know people who are M U C H older then I am.
So watch your tone young man.

Spider Nerd
u know calling me a,
young
mAn *voice crack*
is one of the MANY things that make you old

Fe Male
I take back what I said
Your not a man

Spider Nerd
I am!

Fe Male
Watch your tone
small c h i l d

Spider Nerd
*gasp!*
So rude!
I'm leaving!

Fe Male
Fine
*whispers*
spider baby

Spider Nerd
*tries glaring through screen, comes out looking like a pouty puppy*





















































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