Sorcery | Loki x Fem!Reader

Part 7 | Crush

Everyone gasped, and Nat and Wanda started shrieking "I knew it I knew it!"

"Knew what?"

They froze, turning around to see you standing in the doorway with your book.

Thor piped up. "I told them what I was calling you liar about, and Lady Natasha and Lady Wanda said that they knew it."

The girl's looked terrified and Loki threw a third dagger at Thor, his face tinged red.

"Thor! I told you not to tell anyone!" You scolded in annoyance, avoiding eye contact with Loki.

"You just admitted it!" Sam shouted from the kitchen.

"I did not!"

"Did so!" The God of Thunder called back.

You turned Thor, conjuring two large daggers.

"Loki, would it bother you if I killed your brother?" You questioned though gritted teeth.

"Not particularly, but it might bother his parents" he replied, chuckling.

"Your parents too Loki" Thor said, backing away from you slowly.

Loki just scoffed, rolling his eyes again. "Mother yes, but Odin? No."

Thor sighed before peeking up. "Brother I have a great idea!"

"That would be a first."

"You can marry Lady Y/n and start a family with her!" He beamed.

Loki jumped up, conjuring his own knives. "No need N/n, I'll do it myself" he said, running after Thor who could be heard screaming.

Tony looked confused. "I thought he was a tough battle warrior."

You grinned. "But so's Loki."

Clint looked up from his laptop. "So do Loki and Y/n like each other?"

"No!" You both shouted at the same time as Loki returned, dragging a sulky Thor behind him.

"Liars."

You glared at Clint. "You lot are like a bunch of high schoolers" you grumbled, folding your arms.

"Actually it's only me that's a high schooler" Peter said from the ceiling where he had made a web hammock.

You flicked a dagger upwards, slicing the handle. Peter shrieked and fell, catching himself just before he hit the floor.

"But you two would be perfect for each other!" Wanda babbled excitedly.

Loki glared at her while you conjured a short blade.

"I would be very careful Wanda" Pietro warned.

"That's first intelligent statement I've heard you say" Loki commented.

"Oh come on N/n! You're both ancient-"

"I am not ancient!" You exclaimed.

"You kind of are" Steve added.

"Says the 100 year old ice cube. You are way past your expiry date mister."

"Let me finish! You're both ancient, love to stab people with daggers and are always brooding."

"I do not brood" you glared, the witch shrugging.

"Yes you do. Now go and talk to your boyfriend" Nat instructed.

You ran at her, the assassin turning to sprint up the stairs with you close on her heels.

"Bruce your girlfriends a wuss!" You shouted down the stairs.

"She's not my girlfriend" he mumbled, blushing bright red.

"Sure she's not" Clint grinned at the scientist. "Just ask her already."

"I don't know what you're talking about."

"Loki! Come help your girlfriend kill me!" Nat called down the stairs.

A second later the stairwell was filled with screams.

"Ah, young love" Bucky sighed, chuckling when Loki glared at him.

"I am centuries older than you mortal."

"Honestly I wish Y/n would shut up, she's so annoying" Sam complained.

Loki spun around to face him, a blade held to the falcon's throat.

"What did you just say?" He hissed, pressing the knife harder as Sam grinned.

"Ohhhh, so you DO like her" Sam taunted, laughing as Loki went red and vanished the knife.

"I was only defending her" he insisted matter of factly.

"But you don't do that for anyone else" Steve said.

"Shut up ice cube."

"I didn't know you had a sense of humour!" Clint added.

"He does" you commented, entering the room again.

"And you know that how?" Wanda grinned.

Nat walked in a second later, her red hair dishevelled. "Obviously Loki only saves it for his girlfriend."

You and Loki both turned around, glaring at her.

"Aw you're in sync" she cooed, smirking.

"Nat I just kicked your ass, do you want me to do it again?"

"Language!"

"And this I'll help unless you shush Natasha" Loki added.

"Cuties."

You and Loki ran at her, Loki darting past you.

"Hey!" You shouted, trying to catch up. "You have longer legs!"

He turned around, smirking. "Catch up darling."

"They're cute" Tony mused, listening as Nat's shrieks faded up the stairwell.

"I've never seen my brother like this" Thor smiled happily.

"You don't think they'll actually kill her will they?" Bruce fretted.

"Don't worry green man, Lady Y/n loves Lady Natasha, and my brother won't kill anyone she loves."

"Then I guess it's lucky she doesn't love you" Loki smirked, appearing behind him.

Thor shrieked as his brother grabbed him from behind, teleporting away.

Tony sighed, rubbing his temples. "This is what happens when you bring together a bunch of supernatural children" he muttered.

"We're not children!"

"Sure sure."