the mysterious benedict society (because i'm totally not obsessed rn)

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kate: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys

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kate: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
sticky: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
constance: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!!!
kate: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
constance: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.

constance walkin into living room completely drenched: *hands Mr.Benedict a watch* everybody, sitting around the living room reading/playing board games: *stares on in confusion* constance: in case you were wondering NO watches do NOT float

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