Prussia sat on a bar stool at a bar, dead drunk. His head lay on the bar, hand on a mug of beer. He was yelling at his lower regions for some reason, amusing the people around him.
"Five meters! Five! So close! Rounding....! The earth is round..." He slid from his stool and onto the ground.
You had been watching for awhile and when he fell, you got up and went over to help. "Uh... S-sir? You're drunk, go home....safely," you said.
He rested his face in your breasts. "H-Hey!!!" you shouted, shoving him away.
He fell against his barstool and laughed loudly. "I vill claim vour vital regions, girl!" he shouted.
"Like hell you will!" you shouted back.
Everyone in the bar had turned their heads to watch you two. Some looked as if they were about to intervene but didn't move.
"I am zhe awesome Prussia! Vour vital regions are mine!" he shouted.
You huffed, turning your back to him, about to walk off.
"Nein!" Prussia grabbed your arm and pulled you two his chest. You blushed and tried to pull away.
"Vill you lead me home~?" he whispered in your ear.
"Uhhhhh..... Uh-uh. I have my own home to get back to my own home."
"Please?" He gave you puppy eyes.
"Fine," you huffed.
"Le's go then." He pulled you out by the arm, leading you to his house.
"I was supposed to lead you!" you shouted.
He kept dragging you along, stumbling along the way. You tried pulling out of his grasp but to no avail. "I don't want a one night stand with someone I just met!" you shouted at him.
He turned and pulled you to him. "Neither do I~," he murmured.
You blushed. "You're just saying that..."
He shook his head. "Wanna find out?"
You smiled and nodded.
