pin: sapnu puaS
.leafy: What??
coiny: What language is that.
pin: Turn your phone 180 degrees.*pin was removed from the groupchat*
coiny: So... I've seen you've been spending a lot of time with leafy recently.
pin: No, coiny, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
coiny: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
pin: No! You're the only one for me.
coiny: Is that so?
pin: I promise! leafy and I are just dating, okay? They're my partner.
coiny: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?pin:
You are still my one and only best friend! They're just the love of my life, nothing more!coiny: But I'm still the platonic love of your life, right?p
in: Of course bro!
coiny: Bro...
leafy: What the-
coiny: So, are you two dating now pin & leafy: Yes.
coiny: Why
pin: I happen to find leafy very appealing.
coiny: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with leafy.
At a speed dating event*firey: Oh wow, people are really shallow.
leafy: Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate?
firey: *Checks their pulse* Sorry, not yet.
leafy: Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.
leafy: firey has only knocked me out three time this week.
Our friendship is really developing
