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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Kyan*
Kyan: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
Xuli: *Accidentally hits Lars in the face*
Xuli: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Xuli: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Lars: What’s wrong with you?!
Foz: Croissants: dropped.
Xuli: Road: works ahead.
Kyan: BBQ sauce: on my titties.
Glitch: Shavacado: fre.
Lars: Miss Keisha: fuckin' dead.
Ubercorn:
Ubercorn: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
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Go Jetter Bullshit
Randomrandom shit that pops into my head now and then. Incorrect quotes, art, maybe plotlines. Oh well. A lot may be marked as nsfw (quotes wise). ⚠️=NSFW/TW implied.
