[A/N: fuck it ima have half chapters cuz i have no ideas so they'll be only 500+ words- also the title means thank you (very much)]
Nagito: hey I just realized
Chiaki: ?
Nagito: actually nevermind i forgot lol
Sonia is online.
Sonia: hello !
Izuru: im going to hot topic.
Nagito: WHA I WANNA COME TOO
Izuru: then come
Nagito: ok-
Miu, Shuichi and 1 others are online.
Miu: Fuck nah I'm coming too!
Shuichi: yeah I'm joining
Kokichi: にしし～ me too!
Ibuki is online.
Ibuki: NAH IBUKIS COMING TOO
Izuru: alr- ill pick u up in a min
Ibuki: yay!!
Izuru: and this time it'll be faster because I'm totally legally allowed to speed now
Ibuki: WOAH COOL
Nagito: um what
Kokichi: thats a lie! 😠
Miu: yeah wtf if I'm not allowed to speed you aren't
Izuru: I have a talent for persuading people.
Izuru: literally.
Miu: FUCK
Kokichi: aww it wasn't a lie
Sonia: what the fuck
Sonia: ok then
Sonia: I wish I could speed
Izuru: and I mean I have a talent for driving so they pretty much trust me
Izuru: ok I'm gonna pick up Nagito now and then you guys and he's probably dying inside on the floor again- bye
Ibuki: oke byeee!!
Miu: bet cya
Shuichi: how do you know where I live- yeah nvm cya
Kokichi: さよなら👋 (goodbye)
Nagito went offline.
Izuru, Miu and 3 others went offline.
Hajime, Kazuichi, and 2 others are online.
Hajime: yall are crackheads i stg
Gundham: foolish mortal, I am no such thing
Kazuichi: NHAHAAHANAHAHAGAHJA
Hajime: THEN WHY DID WE JUST MEET THE MOST SUS PEOPLE EVER AND WHY IS KAZUICHI STILL UGLY LAUGHIN
Gundham: bruh I can't answer that ask Fuyuhiko
Hajime: @fuyuhiko
(Sorry if I actually tagged someone- ;-;)
Fuyuhiko: WHAAT
Hajime: why did we do this
Fuyuhiko: idk 💀
Hajime: 😭
Hajime: okay okay so- we met an au of hiro and rantaro and they wanted to sell us drugs??
Gundham: honestly the og hiro and taro would prob
Kazuichi: true true
Gundham changed settings.
Rantaro has been summoned.
Rantaro: what-
Rantaro: uh ok then
Rantaro: not wrong really
Rantaro made a message magically disappear.
(Yeah I have no idea- Gundham changed the settings to this soo-)
Rantaro: I would never do that wym-
Gundham: sus
Gundham: not like I, the god of the NEW WORLD-
Gundham: sorry for the death note reference,
Gundham: I, the god of the underworld do not give a shit
Kazuichi: PFF HAHAHA- NEVER THOUGHT ID HEAR GUNDHAM SAY THAT-
Fuyuhiko: you didn't you ducking idiot, you can't hear texts
Fuyiuhiko: fucking*
Sonia: oh hey I forgot I was here
Sonia: can someone practice Japanese with me?
Hajime: sure
Kazuichi: I can Miss Sonia!!
Kazuichi: .-.
Sonia: thank you Hajime!
Kazuichi: ;-;
(Yep this is an excuse for me to practice japanese-)
Direct Message with Sonia and Hajime:
Sonia: こんにちわ！
Hajime: はい！ お元気ですか?
Sonia: 良い、ありは等！お元気ですか?
Hajime: 良い。何してるの?
Sonia: あまりない。あなたはどうですか?
Hajime: 私も
Sonia: はい！ (*'･∀･)ﾉ
Hajime: あはは
ソニア: あなたの好きな色和なんですか?
ハジメ: 緑！ あなたはどうですか?
ソニア: ピンク！
Sonia: 私と一緒に 練習してくれてありがとう！
[A/N]
[Aight thats it uh- ill put a translation for the Japanese in the comments lol
Random facts:
Humans are the Only Animals That Enjoy Spicy Foods.
Humans Are Also the Only Animals Whose Brains Shrink.
Potato Chips Cause More Weight Gain Than Any Other Food
Scared rn- /hj
Lmao
Uh this chapter keeps glitching and shit wtf-
Anyway
Have good day/night!!!!!]
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