T H I R T Y F O U R

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england squad
[10+ participants]

lingard added neville

kane
here she is
the woman, the myth, the legend

maguire
doesn't sound as good saying woman ngl

neville
I was just gonna say it sounds weird

henderson
not me thinking it was gary
hello natalia

neville
hello jordan

winks
ohhh so this is natalia
gareth told us about you

neville
hope they were all good things

southgate
of course

rashford
yes he is in this group by the way
I know you'll be panicking

lingard
same old nat

neville
hate how you still call me nat

southgate
how's your dad

maguire
ahhh here we go
gareth and his football friends

chilly
not the inbetweeners references
didn't we have enough of those at the WC

dele
apparently not

sancho
wait is neville gary neville?

neville
no I'm his kid
if it were my dad he'd be taking 48 years to type a message
and my dad is okay ty gareth

alexander-arnold
did they play together
that's mad cool you know

loftus-cheek
explains why gareth chose you for these friendlies

lingard
mate she's a baller
trust

rashford
agreed

neville
omg wait you played with rio
did you like him

southgate
not particularly

neville
yay another person added to the rio ferdinand hate club xxx
anyway this group chat is fantastic

lingard
not rio again

maguire
i don't even know what happened but can i join

kane
same omg

neville
never thought i'd see harry kane use 'omg'
are you alright
aren't you old?

kane
cheeky little shit
I'm 25

neville
JESSE IS OLDER THAN YOU
WHAT

lingard
😂😂😂

kane
he is indeed

alexander-arnold
you're like 12 why are you here

neville
I'm older than jadon

sancho
wait really
nah no way
when were you born

neville
feb 14th 2000

sancho
you actually are as well
that's mad

chilly
who's the oldest besides southgate?

southgate
benched for the next match

chilly
😂

madders
I've missed so much

neville
henders or walker will be the oldest i reckon

walker
she's cheeky this one

mount
yeah we know

neville
oh hello you
missed ur pretty face

chilly
disgusting

southgate
is there something going on here?

mount
haha no
she's with my best mate

lingard
pardon
NATALIA
EXCUSE ME
what happened to the lost and found knowing everything first

neville
thanks mason
appreciate that

mount
ur welcome

kane
okay so she's dating declan rice

alexander-arnold
you're well out of his league

winks
yeah agreed

neville
what is it with people and looks omg

rashford
how didn't jess know
i knew

lingard
you what
natalia you're disowned

neville
good

trippier
another bury survivor

neville
absolute shithole
although i was born in salford so that's no better

tripper
greater manchester is just a shithole

neville
yeah that's true

southgate
alright lads and lasses
time to get some sleep
training starts tomorrow!

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