Q:What do you call a hamster with a top hat?
A:Abrahamster Lincoln
Q:What do you call a hamster with no legs?
A:A furball.
Q:Where does a hamster go for Spring Break?
A:Hamsterdam!
Q:What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?
A: A hamster sandwich!
Q:Why did the hamster run away? A:Because it didn't have a wheel!
Q:Why was the Hamster upset with his job?
A:It didn't pay enough salary (celery)
Q:What did the mother hamster say to her children when they wanted a bedtime story?
A:I don't have a tale!
Q:Where do hamsters come from? A:Hamsterdam (Amsterdam)
Q:What do you call a hamster with 3 legs?
A:Hamputee.
Q:What do you call a hamster that can pick up an elephant ? A:Sir!
