Shadow [Owned by U7Jupguy]: I can barely make my show with all this noise!
Pumpkin [Owned by LAA]: Quiet down, Shadow, I'm trying to sleep...
~A crowd, meanwhile, gathered down below to watch the mob.~
Rubber Ball [Owned by Senroak]: OH MY NYLON! BACKPACK! I WANT YOUR AUTOGRAPH! YOU INSPIRE ME!
Pineapple Candy [Owned by Spikysweetpotato]: NOTES! TOWELY! OVER HERE!
H Hater Sign: [Owned by Writen]~tramples Pineapple Candy~ MILKSHAAAAAAAKE!
Chicken [By WhinyChicken]: CHEESEBURGER! MY FARM COMPADRE!
Mango Flan [By Trota]: Sunscreen! Sunscreen!
Sunscreen: PLEASE, MAKE IT STOP!
~Later...~
~The contestants exit the city.~
Blender: Hey, uh, Snowball, we're leaving the city behind. Do you think this is really a good idea?
Snowball: Yeah! Trust me, I could do this forever.
Blender: All day long?
Snowball: All day long.
Hours later...
~Everyone collapses in the desert~
Snowball: Maybe....it's....rest time...
???: Hi everyone!
~Everyone looks, and the screen moves to the right to reveal an algebralien.~
???: Could you all help me destroy these cacti? I'm cooking them for dinner...
~Snowball got up, and his eyes twinkled~
Snowball: THIS IS A JOB FOR TOUGH GUYS!
~Snowball lifts his fist up in the air and punches the cactus.~
Snowball: AW YEAH- ~His fist lands on the thorns.~ OW, OW, oOoOoOoOW!
???: Oh well, that's fine, I can break it myself!
~??? grabs all the cacti and breaks them without feeling pain~
Snowball: So you're telling me...this whole time...YOU COULD'VE JUST-
???: Okay bye
~??? runs off with the cacti.~
Tree: What a strange appearance.
Lemonade: I know, right?
~??? appears back~
???: Oh yeah, that's right, I cancelled my show.
Everyone: ~High pitched screaming~
???: Do you guys have a host already?
~Shower gets up~ Well, we used to...but..their brother took over and we left the show.
???: Interesting...interesting! May I become host?
Milkshake: YEAH-
Lemonade: ~covers Milkshake's mouth~ Hold on there, leorio. We don't even know who you are!
???: Oh, that's an easy answer! I'm Five, and I used to host a show much like yours called Five's Fantasies!
Snowball: .....Five's Fantasies? Really? That's the best you could do? That's dumb.
Five: ~imitates Snowball~ Really? That's the best you could do? T h a t 's d u m b. Well you know what else is?
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The Opacity of One: Fans and Favorites (WATTPAD VERSION)
Non-FictionI asked AtlasX to make this, so I did! Credit to AtlasX Productions (a BFDI wiki user) for making the series, and me for making a Wattpad version of it! Also all characters and BFDI Wiki OCs belong to their respective owners. (mostly JnJ)
Episode 7 - Suspicious Situations
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