Andy: Ace right?

Ace: Yeah that's me.

Andy: Did you just throw my partner?

Ace: Maybe a little.

Andy: Alright, means I get a shot at you.

Andy jumps at Ace with his sword aimed at his head, Ace then does the most badass thing ever, he fucking CATCHES HIS SWORD WITH ONE HAND. Andy drops Judgement and starts throwing punches. Ace responds in kind and Andy catches one of his punches, he then notices something interesting.

Andy: You have a metal arm? THAT'S SO COOL!

Andy then RIPS ACE'S ARM OFF AND STARTS BEATING HIM WITH IT.

Ace: I give up, I GIVE UP!

Glynda: That's the match! Andy wins!

Andy: Dope, good match

Andy Extends the dismembered arm as if to shake Ace's hand with it.

Andy: Here's your arm, hope you can fix it.

Ace: Faux can handle it.

Andy grabs his sword, grabs his dragon, and heads to Ozpin's office.

--Timeskip brought to you by elevator music–

Ozpin: Well done, you may now enroll at beacon academy and take the classes.

Andy: Wait like math and stuff?

Ozpin: Yes.

Andy: No thanks, I already did highschool.

Ozpin: Fair enough. So, I am curious as to what a Dragonrider is doing in this era.

Andy: Funny story actually, I am not from this world. I am a multiversal crusader sent by God. I travel around the Multiverse learning getting stronger. Started out in this place called Alagaesia, met this kid named Eragon, also his dad Brom. Trained under Brom for a while, killed a king, trained under an old Dragonrider for about a year, then I got bored and came here.

Ozpin: ... Was this Eragon also a dragon rider?

Andy: Ye, why?

Ozpin: Hmm never thought I would hear that name again.

Andy: What? You know Eragon? How?

Ozpin: I don't just know him, I am him.

Ryuu: Explain.

Ozpin: Very well, about 30,000 years ago I killed the mad king Galbatorix and went off to learn magic and raise the next generation of Dragonriders. After a few hundred years I had trained many generations of Dragonriders, and was married to Arya. We even had a few kids, although only one of them became a Rider. Then the unthinkable happened, Arya's dragon Firnen was sick. When he got sick I used an ancient spell to heal him. For a while he was fine, but after a year or so he died of the same magic I used to heal him. From there it's pretty simple: Arya was blinded with rage and killed everyone and their dragon, she couldn't kill Saphirah or myself, we were far too strong. So she used the name of the ancient language and stole magic away from this world. Or more accurately she prevented the use of it. I found a loophole and enabled the people with aura. After a few thousand years she started sending those Grimm out. They are made from the vengeful souls of dead animals, she even tried to bring back Firnen, but he went berserk and she sealed him in a mountain. To this day she holds herself in a castle on the far edges of the world making these Grimm and trying to topple society. Any questions?

Andy: So TLDR is your ex wife went crazy, killed all the dragons and riders, then started making Grimm, of which one was her dead dragon?

Ozpin: Yes.

Ryuu: Where is Sapphira?

Ozpin: Oh she got so large that she had to go into a hibernation of sorts to stay alive. She passively absorbs energy from the land around her.

Ryuu: Ok but where?

Ozpin: Under the school. She was eventually surrounded by dirt and grass and the humans decided to build on top of her, thinking she was a mountain. Honestly it's going to be quite funny when she wakes up.

Andy: Well that's interesting.

{NOTICE: QUEST STARTED}

This is a multiplayer quest.

Kill Arya, the deranged Dragonrider.

Rewards if done solo: ONE wish, Warframe ship.

Rewards if multiplayer: Five Gacha rolls, Warframe ship, and meet other crusaders.

PLEASE NOTE: This will set off an invasion event on vale, so solo is not recommended.

Andy: Actually, I may have a way to deal with her.

Ozpin: Oh?

Andy: It does involve killing her though...

Ozpin: Oh that's fine, she is long gone.

Andy: Then let me call in some friends, Accept, multiplayer option.

(A/N): HEY EMIL... wanna do a collab? If so we can have Andy and (Y/N) meet but if not I can go my own way about this. Also I'm just having a blast with this and have no idea how to do a collab but I am willing to learn! Either way it's up to you and I'm just gonna go now.

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