Wilfred had just learned his ABCs and was very scared
of reciting them in front of his class. He stood in front of the class trembling and began."ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
His teacher said, "Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?
He replied, "It's running down my leg."
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My Little Joke Book
HumorThis is my little joke book! Filled with jokes and other random stuff. Yay! These are not mine.