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Boyfriend: We need to distract these guys
Tord: Leave it to me
Tord: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
A.G.O.T.I, Tabi, and Ruv: *Immediately begin arguing*
Whitty, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

Whitty, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Boyfriend: Hey.
Hank: Hi.
Ruv: Hello.
Sarvente: Hey!
Whitty: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Ritz: We were out of Doritos.

Garcello: Time for plan G.
Tord: Don't you mean plan B?
Garcello: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Boyfriend: What about plan D?
Garcello: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Ritz: What about plan E?
Garcello: I'm hoping not to use it. Hank dies in plan E.
Annie: I like plan E.

*Ruv and Whitty are doing something absurdly dangerous*
Whitty: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Ruv, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.

Sarvente: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited
Selever: If?
Hank: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and she might not even die.

Skid: Change is inedible.
Whitty: Don't you mean inevitable?
Skid, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

Pico: Just found out that humans are able to put a light bulb into their mouths with ease but aren't able to take the light bulb out without shattering it. And now I have to physically restrain myself from placing a lightbulb into my mouth.

Skid and Pump: We prevented a murder today.
Garcello: Really? How'd you do that?
Skid: self control

Ruv: I'm going to take you out
Whitty: great, it's a date!
Ruv: I meant that as a threat.
Whitty: See you at five!

Hank, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Boyfriend, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids
Senpai: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Hank: playing systemic oppression

Hank: I think Spirit was right.
A.G.O.T.I: I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Senpai: He wouldn't do that.
Spirit: You're right, Senpai. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Spirit: *turns around, the shirt he's wearing says 'Spirit Told You So' on the back*

Tord: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Boyfriend: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Ruv: A realist sees a freight train.
Hank: The train driver sees two idiots standing on the tracks.

A.G.O.T.I: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Sarvente: >:0 language
Boyfriend: Yeah watch your fucking language
Girlfriend: OKAY WHO TAUGHT BF THE FUCK WORD?
Skid: 'the fuck word'
Whitty: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time.
Boyfriend: Oh my god he censored it
Pump: Say fuck, Whitty.
Boyfriend: Do it, Whitty. Say fuck.

'Can I copy your homework?'
Girlfriend: I can help you with it!
Tord: Yeah, sure.
Hank: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Selever: lol no
Garcello: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!?!
Annie:*Read 5:55pm*

Hank: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Garcello: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Annie: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Garcy, learn to listen.
Selever: What if it bites itself and I die?
Sarvente: That's voodoo.
Spirit: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Senpai: That's correlation, not causation.
Mommy Mearest: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Daddy Dearest: That's kinky.
Hank: Oh my God.

Cop: You're recieving a ticket for having three people on a motorcycle.
Annie: Shit.
Garcello: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Tabi: OH MY GOD AGOTI FELL OFF!!!

Tord: You're a loose cannon, Hank.
Hank: No I'm not. I'm a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Sarvente: I think you play by your own rules.
A.G.O.T.I: No way, he thinks rules are meant to be broken.
Tord: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Hank: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Boyfriend's a loose cannon.
Boyfriend:*smashes a chair*

Pico: I sleep wth a gun under my pillow.
Tabi: I sleep with a knife.
Sarvente: Both of you are pathetic.
Tabi: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Sarvente: Ruv.

Whitty: Hey Pico? Can I get some dating advice?
Pico: Just because I was with Boyfriend dosen't mean I know how I did it.