The story begins after a tragic myrrhder. The Duke of Tinyness, Sir Alex died by the hand of Milky black(who's mixtape is pure fire) who pushed him and he drowned in bitches. He died happy. So much pussy. At the funeral, the barren of Sealand, Myrrh ran into a face she thought only existed in dreams of pussy. Damn was he fine, he was more fire than milky blacks mixtape(and that's pure fire). I walked toward the snack table, there was same pretty rad strawberries, corn dogs, a few slices of white bread and 10 shit loads of Brussels sprouts. For the rest of the party, I kept a close eye on him. We soon began party games. we started a crazy intense Twister tournament. I fucking destroyed all the those preps! In the final game to decide the victor. it was me verse the shooty-chub child. I DESRTOYED THE LAME ASS PREP!!!! HE CRIED!!! FUCKER THINKING HE COULD DESTROY ME!!! IM THE ALPHA DESTORIER OF PREPS!!! BUT, the shooty-chub child KISSED ME!!!!!
