The Narutoverse

Naruto Thugumaki (Part 4)

Sarutobi:"What do you mean?"

Jiraiya:"You'll see soon enough."

Sarutobi:"You think you can walk in here and make demands because you technically "saved the village" by preventing national ninja secrets from falling into the wrong hands."

Tenten:"Isn't that exactly what that means."

Sarutobi:"Usually. Why am I speaking like that?"

Asher:"Like a certain italian gangster? I have no idea."

Naruto:"Oh, I know I can make demands because I'm a real og bitchkage."

Everyone's jaws dropped at the disrespect of Naruto to the hokage..... THE HOKAGE!

Sarutobi:"*Chuckles* That is a new one, very creative though."

Naruto:"Y-you're not mad old man?"

Sarutobi:"No, I'm not. Mostly because I'm not the hokage and I've heard worse insults."

Naruto:"O-oh hehe, o-okay."

Sarutobi:"Well I'm not letting ya use this ugly ass picture. I've got half a mind to send ya to suicide forest out back in a body bag. And blame it on your crippling depression."

Naruto:"I don't have depression!"

Sarutobi:"Ya do now."

Naruto:"*Gulp* I-I don't know how to feel about that."

Kushina:"*angry* Old man!"

Asher:"H-hey now. No need for violence for no reason."

Kushina:"No reason!"

Minato:"Remember honey, that isn't our universe's Sarutobi and Naruto, plus it's a comedy universe, nothing serious."

Kushina:"Hmph!"

Minato:'She's getting moodier lately, wonder why?'

Naruto:"Grr. Transformation jutsu!"

In a cloud of dust Naruto turned into and older woman version of himself and made a sexy pose.

Fem Naruto:"I'm so- I'm so horny!"

Anko/Mei:'Huh. That transformation could be useful for some roleplaying.'

Minato:"Why? Just why?"

Naruto:"It helps distract men, so I can get the upper hand."

Kankuro/Gaara:'Mission accomplished then.'

Sarutobi looked surprised and had a giant nose bleed.

Sarutobi:"Dear Madre Theresa! The peeps on this fucking pie!"

He was no temporarily unconscious.

Minato:"I can't beleive that worked!"

Jiraiya/Sarutobi:"Many times."

Kushina/Minato:"HUH!?"

Naruto turned back into his normal self.

Naruto:"uh oh! Someone is in deep shit. All I gotta do is make a twitter account for naruho and expose your teenage girl fetish."

Everyone:"A what account?"

Naruto:"What's Naruho?"

Asher:"Nothing you all should worry about."

Sarutobi:"I don't have a teenage girl fetish!"

Naruto:"You do now."

Both Sarutobi:"Touche."

Sarutobi:"Alright, I'll allow it. Just don't go starting a ninja only fan."

Just then Konohamaru came in yhe room, shuriken in hand, but ultimately tripped over his scarf.

Konohamaru:"So embarrassing."

Naruto:"Yep, it was."

Naruto:"hmmm."

Some guy:"Sir! Don't mind us, I was just showing your honorable grandson some secret techniques."

Konohamaru:"Hey it's-"

Asher:"Sorry for being rude but lets not."

Sarutobi:"Does it look like I give a rats ass?"

Guy:"Now Konohamaru lets finish playing house. And this time I'll be the mo- Huh?! Where did he go!"

Sarutobi:"Hopefully Naruto can teach that boy to pick up some bitches."

Guy:"Sir he's only nine."

Sarutobi out of no where pulled out a laptop.

Sarutobi:"Hey do me a favor and get the hell out of my office. This cancellation jutsu still hasn't worn off man, and I need to get a couple out the way."

Guy:"E-excuse me?"

Sarutobi:"Do I have to spell it out for ya!? Or maybe you want to shake it for me. I'M GONNA BEAT MY DICK TIU IDIOT NOW GET OUT!"

Then the man immediately tan out the office in fright.

The audience looked horrified, confused and Sarutobi just didn't know what to think of himself.

Asher:"Boy. This sure got awkward huh. Hehe, wow! Um uhh. Lets move on."