Odalia: *Screams*
Amity: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Ed: Should we do something?!
Em, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
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*day after going to the human world for a visit, back in boiling isles*
Luz: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Gus: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Amity: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Willow: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
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Luz, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Willow, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Amity, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
Eda, Pulling out Hexes hold em' card: HA! I win! Gus, trembling: What are we playing
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*Emira is cooking*
Luz: Any chance that's for me?
Emira: It's for Amity. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Luz: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
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Amity: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Ed & Em: Not if they consent to it.
Eda: Depends who you're stabbing.
Luz: YES?!? WHO THE HECK WERE YOU STABBING?!?
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Amity: *Gently taps table*
Luz: *Taps back*
Gus: What are they doing?
Willow: Morse code.
Eda: *Aggressively taps table*
Luz and Amity: *Slam hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Luz: Have you seen a person named 'The Owl Lady' around here?
Boscha: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Luz: It looks fine to me?
Willow: IT USED TO BE WATER!
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Lilith: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Amity: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Luz: I got distracted about halfway through.
Eda: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Luz: You lying, cheating, piece of ----!
Lilith: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Luz: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING AMITY WITH ME
Willow, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.
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Luz: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
King: Put spaghetti in it.
Luz: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Ed: Put spaghetti in it.
Luz: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Eda: Put spaghetti in it.
Luz: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
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Me: I just ended a four year relationship.
Gus/Luz: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
Me: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
*Willow and Boscha fighting from across the room*
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Luz: Wake me up...
Gus: Before you go go!
Amity: When September ends...
Eda: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
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Ed: Amity isn't answering her phone
Luz: I'll call
Ed: Em and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Amity: Hello?
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Amity: Everyone, synchronize your watches. Gus: I don't know how to do that.
Luz: I don't wear a watch.
Eda: Time is a construct.
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Viney: Why are Amity and Luz sitting with their backs to each other?
Emira: They had a fight.
Viney: Then why are they holding hands?
Emira: They get sad when they fight.
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TIME FOR RANDOM HC'S FROM A GENERATOR
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Luz: *Gets 8 hours of sleep MINIMUM each night*I am so awake and ready for the day! The sun is beautiful and I am so happy to be alive!
Amity: I've had 30 minutes of sleep for the past five days and now I can smell sounds. Please help me
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Your prompt: *Amity TALKING TO Luz*
Amity: Most dust is human skin flakes, therefore, Roombas' are carnivorous robots and one day dust wont satiate them anymore so they will rise and devour us all.
Luz: Can we get back to the movie?
Amity: One sec...
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ALRIGHT IM DONE
YOU ARE READING
Lumity And TOH Stuff
FanfictionWhatever i feel like doing on the Owl House. I will take suggestions! just no NSFW.
