Wrong Number | •ChanLix•

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So im like: BITCH ITS A WEAK ASS SQUIRREL THAT DOES NOTHING BUT CLIMB TREES AND EAT FOOD IT WONT HURT YOU-

Reseedinghairline: I'm just- 🤡🤡

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: and thEN-

reseedinghairline: oop- 👀🍵🍵

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: I guess the squirrel understOOD me somehow- cause it made this loud noise and jumPED AT US-

Reseedinghairline: eye- huh-

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: and the squirrel was like: [jumps at us in squirrel]


Minhohoho 🎅❄️: And we're like: [screams and runs away in gay]

Reseedinghairline: IJXNAANAJJSNS🤡🤡🤡

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: and the squirrel chASed us for like, 10 minUTES- And literally everyone was just staring at us-🤡

Reseedinghairline: damn, I wish I was there😔

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: do you really enjoy our suffering🗿

Reseedinghairline: very much, yes😔✊

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: eye- 🗿

Minhohoho: anyways, then we finally did a lap around the parking lot and hid behind Changbin's car

And there we saw some people snickering at us from the window-🗿

And then when they noticed we looked at them they looked away-🗿🗿

Anygays we had lost the squirrel at that point

Reseedinghairline: finally it's over😍❗

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: BUT THEN-

Reseedinghairline: I spoke to soon-🤡

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: THE SQUIRREL JUST POPPED OUT IF NOWHERE AND JUMPED ONTO CHANGBINS LAP-

Reseedinghairline: OXJNSJAJA OH NO-🤡

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: we were screaming but the squirrel looked unfazed🤡

It started at Changbin for like, 10 seconds- and Changbin looked at it while screaming 🤡🤡

Reseedinghairline: I'm picturing this in my head rn and wheezing-

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: and then it shot a nut out from its mouth, onto Changbin's face- and then it just RAN AWAY-

Reseedinghairline: that's one iconic squirrel right there🤡

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: and then Jyp showed up, SNICKERING, and said that we could have the rest of the day off

Reseedinghairline: IDJNSNAJ DO THATS WHY YOU DIDNT COME BACK🤡🤡

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: and then we started at jyo like: 🗿
And he just went: