Wrong Number | •ChanLix•

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Minhohoho 🎅❄️: anygays, so after you interuppted my important work-

Reseedinghairline: im- stalking cute guys insta is important work?🗿

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: yes.

Reseedinghairline: 🗿

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: right, and then I called Changbin and asked him what's wrong-

Reseedinghairline: and👀?

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: the dumb bitch forgot his phone and keys🤡

Reseedinghairline: please tell me you went through it-

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: so I said I'd get it for him, since it was still in the room I was in... And I went through his phone😍❗

Reseedinghairline: fjbsbsbhshsg omg Minho your mind✨ did you find some tea👀🍵

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: nope, I just saw a bunch of memes in his camera roll, nothing else😔

Reseedinghairline: damn😔✊

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: anygays, then I went to him and he was just standing there like: 🧍‍♂️

Reseedinghairline: im- why?🗿

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: my thoughts exactly-

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: so then i was like: "AYO, LAZY BITCH, I GOT YO KE-"

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: and then he turned his neck around so fast I though it would snap-

Reseedinghairline: eye- 🤡

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: and before I could finish my sentence he put his crusty ass hand over my mouth🤢

Reseedinghairline: ew🤢✊

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: and then he whispered: shhh, be quiet... There's a deadly creature in my car...
And I started paniccing- cause i though it was a snake or sum-

Reseedinghairline: omg- are y'all okay??

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: physically? Kinda
Mentally? No
Hotel? Trivago

Reseedinghairline: i- nvm🗿

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: so I'm like: bitch move over, lemme see-
And he goes: be careful!
And I'm like: I will, now shit up dumbass
And guess what that "deadly creature" was🙂🔫

Reseedinghairline: uhm, a snake?

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: yea no🤡

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: it was a squirrel 🤡🤡

Reseedinghairline: wow im-

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: so im like: *disappointed in gay* 🗿
And changbins like: *terrified in gay* 😨

Reseedinghairline: the clownery🤡🤡

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: So I'm like: Changbin it's a squirrel for fucks sake it wont hurt you-

And he goes : *dramatic gasp* don't say that out loud! It'll hear you!