Dumbledore: You kidnapped Harry and molded him into a weapon.
Percy: Kidnapping is such a strong word.
Annabeth: What do you call it then?
Percy: Aggressive Adoption.
Annabeth: sigh
Percy: Also, isn't molding him into a weapon what you were doing?
Annabeth: No. He was molding Harry into a martyr.
Annabeth: Like a weapon but more uplifting the destructive.
Percy: So we molded him into a weapon but that's okay beause we were honest about it?
Annabeth: Basically
Percy: Judgemental glares at dumbeldore.
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Chris: Sophie and Piper say the happiest place on earth is Disney land but they've never been in Clarrisse's arms.
Conner: Of course we've never been in Clarrisse's arms. She's terrifying.
Travis: I brushed up against her once and she pulled a knife.
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Travis: Okay, we gotta get this door open. Percy, give me your credit card.
Percy: Here.
Travis: Pockets credit card Clarrisse, kick it down.
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Clarisse: Why is the house on fire?
Jazz: In my defense, Leo was supposed to be supervising me.
Leo: And In my defense, I myself was left unsupervised.
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Paul Blofis, not knowing Percy is a demigod: Sally dear, what are the signs of teenaged depression?
Sally: Why?
Paul: I saw Percy drop a blue cookie earlier and he fell to his knees and said "So the gods have forsaken me. Schist."
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