Wala ka bang jowa?
Isa ka ba sa mga laging third wheel sa mga date ng mga kaibigan mo? Saling pusa dahil wala kang bebe?
Isa ka ba sa mga feeling love expert pero wala namang on hand experience sa love life?
Isa ka ba sa mga na-trauma dahil sa experience ng mga kaibigan mo kaya takot ka na rin pumasok sa isang relasyon?
Pagod ka na ba kumausap ng mga walang kwenta tao sa Tinder at Bumble na walang ginawa kundi i-ghost ka at hingian ng nudes?
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