it's fucking about a doomer getting a job on a shitty plzza place that has aids. He meets a very beautiful baddie and he falls in love and shawty like a melody on her. But it turns out that the baddie is Mobox HOLY FUCKKING SHITTTT!!!! this story is...
(Nutshack theme plays) I was a pretty shitty person not going to lie. I like girls. because I'm a soy boy sigma male, I got no friends, and I always have a gay ass fantasy where I cuddle with a girl on a bed OWO (God I'm such a dick to my parents), well speaking of my parents, my parents wanted me to get a job and I'm like bruh I don't have a fucking driver license yet. Me and my parents were going to a old shitty ass plzza place that had a mascot that look like a rip off of drunk-e-cheze. So I was going to have job at this building that smell like shit. I'm too edgy to have a job interview so my mom did it for me (that roblox slut), well after I die in a game of fortnite for the 50th time, I wear a dumbass suit that look like I got wasted in the circuits
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And then my parents abandoned me like they are trying to drive away from the cops. Also they told me that this was the first day and I was hired. WELL SHIT how the fuck I'm supposed to know what kind of job that I had and also I need some kind of tour or something because I need to know WHY IT SMELLS LIKE DOG SHIT!
