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Fire-man: Well, you were lucky that the inside didn't catch fire.
Peach: Right... thanks.
The fire-man left.
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Peach: *sigh* This has been the worst night of my life...
Mario: The worst night of your life, so far.
Peach: SHUT UP, MARIO!!! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!
Mario: MY FAULT?!?!?! You were the one who leaned back too far!!!
Peach: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO HIRED THAT GUARD FROM 'SQUID GAME'!!! AND IF THAT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED, MY CASTLE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN BURNT TO A CRISP!!!
Mario: Well, the front side is burnt but not anywhere else! Even the inside is still clean!
Peach: And also, who's fault was it when you stole £20,000 to buy Spaghetti?!
Mario: WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED IT BEFORE YOUR HANDS GOT BLOWN OFF!!!
*GASP*
Mario: I shouldn't have said that bit.
Peach: YOU'RE A STUPID BITCH!!!!!
Toadsworth: Peach, I told you to mind your language!!!
Peach: SHUT UP, TOADSWORTH!!! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A BRITISH TRADITIONAL CELEBRATION, NOT A BLOODY DISASTER!!!
...
Yellow Toad: Princess, is that true?!
Blue Toad: Did you lose your hands?!
...
Peach: SCREW IT!!! YOU WANT THE TRUTH, EVERYONE?!?!?!
Toadsworth takes Peach's coat off.
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SMG4 Fanfic: Peach's Accident
FanfictionIt's Bonfire Night and there's been a bit of a firework problem.
