Saskia, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down.
Raphael: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven...
Anastacia, visibly confused: Okay, so who decided to put the cutting board in the oven?
Saskia, spraying Raphael: You, FUCKING DUMBASS!
Raphael: Dude, I forgot-
Saskia: OH MY FUCKING GOD! We're trying to make chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 200 DEGREES CELSIUS?!
Lottie, confused:
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Incorrect Rosewood Chronicles Quotes #1
HumorIn which the characters of The Rosewood Chronicles are given incorrect quotes because I'm just that original, and because I don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore.
