Avengers Texts

Avengers Easter Egg Hunt

[bruce]

is everything okay, science bro?

[tony]

i think so

[bruce]

well i found two eggs and you can have one

*natasha is kicking in the air, trying to free herself from thor's grip*

[tony]

*gulp* tasha can have it

*thor accidentally lets go of natasha, who accidentally rams into bruce*

[bruce]

AGH!

[tony]

brother!

*bruce hurts his knee and hULKS OUT*

[thor]

EVERYBODY RUN

*thor picks up steve and bucky and runs*

LET US GO MY BRETHREN

*clint runs off*

*tony is stuck on the ground with a hurt leg*

[tony]

NATASHA! HELP ME!

*bruce tries to catch clint, but fails*

[natasha]

...you make me sick.

[tony]

HELP ME!!!

[bruce]

HULK SMASH!

*bruce smashes a wall, and the wood and other dusty wall crap falls on tony*

[tony]

NATASHAAAAAAA!!!!!!! I'M SORRY, SIS!!!

*bruce and natasha both go silent*

[natasha]

sister?

*bruce roars loudly and walks towards tony*

[natasha]

tony, hold on! i gotcha... bro...

*natasha slides under hulk and picks up tony by his arms, dragging him a safe distance away*

[tony]

t-thanks...

[natasha]

no problem...

*natasha helps tony and supports him*

[tony]

just try to get to the elevator...

*bruce runs to the bar and smashes all of tony's drinks*

[tony]

MY SCOTCH!!!

[natasha]

hush, tony!

*natasha helps tony walk to the elevator*

[bruce]

HULK WANT TO KNOW WHERE CLINT GO

[natasha]

okay, we're not his target. he'll tire himself out soon.

*the elevator opens and natasha helps tony inside*

[tony]

SEE YA, SU-

*natasha covers tony's mouth*

[natasha]

shuuut up!

*bruce turns around and starts running to the elevator*

[tony]

TASHAAA!!!

[natasha]

TONYYY!!!

*the elevator door closes right before bruce gets there*

*natasha and tony breathe heavily*

[tony]

thanks for saving my butt back there...

[natasha]

don't mention it.

*tony looks in the corner and sees an egg, then gives it to natasha*

[tony]

...found an egg.

*natasha takes it and smiles*