Annoying the gods of Teyvat

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[Y/n Added 5 people]

[Y/n Has renameds the  group: Gods of Teyvat (so far)]

[Y/n]

HELLOOO

GODS AND THEIR SIMPS

[Zhongli]

It would seem I get added to a lot of groups lately.

[Y/n]

You're in more then one?

[Zhongli]

Mhm, I've been in the Liyue one, an adepti one, and a strange group called the Necrophilliacs thanks to Hu Tao.

[Y/n]

I-

but why?

[Zhongli]

I too question her desiscion in the group's name.

[Venti]

hello~

[Zhongli]

Greetings

[Ei]

I accepted your friend request not cause I wanted to befriend you but cause you wouldn't stop spamming me with them.

[Venti]

Oh, you're here too?

[Ei]

yes, I'm afraid so.

[Y/n]

yep

well

I was annoying a friend irl and then he hit me with a 'there are 206 bones in the body, but you're aboutta have 412'.

so out of self preservation I fucked off.

Totally stealing the threat though~

[Xiao]

I doubt you have the capability to break every bone to double them.

[Ei]

Honestly, agreed.

[Y/n]

wow

what a buncha haters-

[Ei]

Anyways, Xiao. You're not an archon, why are you here?

[Xiao]

Idk.

[Y/n]

I added your simps too!

[Venti]

wait but you only added 5 people.

[Ei]

Kujou Sara appears to be in here tpp

[Y/n]

lol yeah, I kept on pestering her too.

[Xiao]

Man that block button looking quite appealing right now.

[Y/n]

asdfgh

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