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A Harsh Judgement

THIS ONE IS FOR THE BOYS WITH THE BOOMIN SYSTEM TOP DOW-

The piercing sound of my alarm clock startles me awake. Another school day. I feel a chill go through my body as I leave the warmth of my blankets and start to get ready. Right before I go downstairs I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror- I hate the way I look. My blonde hair is pulled into a messy bun and I'm dressed so alternative in baggy jeans and a Nirvana t-shirt (a band that's probably too underground for you to have heard of). In case you couldn't already tell, there are a lot of quirky things about me.

 I walk downstairs and feel my nose start to itch. "Achoo!" I turn around to find my cat, Thomas, sitting there. I hate Thomas. I hate cats. Not just because I'm allergic to them, I hate them. I would hate them even if I wasn't allergic. I only have Thomas because all the other girls have dogs, and I'm not like the other girls. I push Thomas aside and start walking to school. I'm sure my mom's already at work, and I can't bring myself to get on the bus with all those basic girls. I don't have a dad either. He left when I was a baby to be on a British reality TV show, and no one knows where he is now. I guess even when I was a baby he could tell what a quirky monstrosity I am, but I've always felt like if I only knew who he was, everything would make sense.

After 75 miles of walking, I finally arrive at school. As usual, I'm the only person wearing a good outfit. I can feel all the barbies looking down at me while I walk to class. Everyone towers over me since I'm not tall like them. I'm short and fun-sized; 4'11'' to be exact. I'm almost at first period when I hear an awful sound. Is that O-Olivia Rodriguo??? I hate Olivia Rodrigo. I look around and see that the disgusting shriek is coming from a girl in my grade. I rush over to her and start to shout, my glistening orbs turning a fiery shade of red. "YOU ARE ABSOLUTE RUBBISH. THAT WAS THE MOST REPULSIVE NOISE I HAVE EVER HEARD. DO US ALL A FAVOR AND SHUT UP YOU IDIOTIC TOGGLYWOBBLE" Suddenly everyone in the hallway bursts into laughter. There's something I forgot to mention:

I'm British.