shrek x elmo

Chapter One

  
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A JOKE!!!

After a long stressful day at work, Elmo decides to go to his favorite bar, The Alibi. He walks down the block and enters the bar. He says his greetings to the bartender, "Hey, Swiper can I get a shot of whiskey?" "Long day at work, huh?" Swiper replied. "Yeah, it didn't go so well." Elmo sighed and took out his wallet to pay the fox, when this sexy handsome ogre walks into the bar.

   Elmo takes a look at him, his glowing skin and his beautiful ears. His eyes had the most charming color. Everything about him was amazing, he took a seat next to Elmo. "Hey, can I get a shot of vodka please?" He paid Swiper 5 bucks, and took a look at Elmo. He thought he was handsome, his red fur made him look more exotic.

   They made eye contact as the bartender handed them their drinks. "Hey, I'm Elmo," he introduced himself. "I'm Shrek, Shrek the Ogre," he smiled. They both could feel the tension in between them. "Sooo, what are you doing in a place like the Alibi, Shrek?" "Just stoppin' by I had a long day today," he sighed. They both giggled as they took a shot of their beverage.

  "Hey, Swiper! Another round please for me and this handsome gentleman," he winked at Shrek. Shrek felt red rushing to his cheeks as he grabbed Elmo's hand and took him into the bathroom. Shrek pushed Elmo against the wall and kissed him passionately. "We really shouldn't be doing this, I have a wife and a kid!" Shrek exclaimed. Elmo didn't care, he was in the heat of the moment. "Are you sure you wanna do this?" Shrek asked. Elmo nodded him a yes, and continued. He took off his shirt and unbuckled Shrek's pants and pulled them down. Oh my god, is Elmo really about to give Shrek a blowjob?

  sooo i'm not writing a smut scene cuz idk how to properly make one but this is the first chapter also remember this is a joke don't attack me 💀