the sucky outdoors

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Sadie: Oh my gosh, like, take a pill. We're fine.

Katie and Sadie: Killer Bass, where are you?!

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Owen: Uh... *laughs nervously* There's no food here.

Trent: This is a survival task. Look at the instructions.

Owen: I wonder if there are any bears around today. Wouldn't it be funny if we made some bear sounds and then they came?

Izzy: Ha, that would be so funny.

Owen: *roars* I'm a bear!

Heather: Would you please shut up? I'm trying to read here! It says we're supposed to find our own food. *scoffs* I still don't see it.

Trent: I think they mean in the woods.

Owen: I'll go! I'm good at finding food!

He then walks off.

Heather: Well, at least this will be a good week for my diet.

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Sadie: You don't know where we are, do you?

Katie: Yes! Okay, no. It's so not my fault. Have you ever notice that all trees look the same?

Sadie: Ooh, I knew I should have known better than to listen to you.

Katie: What, you don't think I'm smart enough to find them?

Sadie: You're not exactly the best with like, directions.

Katie: Yuh-huh, I am!

Sadie: Nuh-uh! Apparently, you're not! 'Cause we're L-O-S-T. Lost!

Katie: *blows raspberry*

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Heather: *moans* I am so hungry.

Izzy: *groans* I think my stomach ate my stomach.

Pizza Guy: Yo! Who ordered the pepperoni, extra cheese?!

Cameraman: It's for the camera crew! Over here!

Heather: *gasps* No way.

Owen shows up with a bunch of fish.

Owen: I am man! I bring fish!

Heather: Are you kidding me?

Trent: Aw man, you're awesome.

Izzy: Oh, I love fish! I love fish!

She bites into a fish.

Heather: *gasps*

Izzy: I... I guess we should cook it first.

Heather: How do you know how to fish?

Owen: My grandpa taught me. I caught a shark once; it bit me in the butt. Check it out.

He then pulls his pants down

Beth, Heather, Lindsay, and Trent: *various remarks of disgust*

Izzy: That is so awesome!

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Katie: Well, at least I know how to drive, you... you have-to-walk girl. Now who's smarter?

Sadie: Trip to the beach last year ring a bell?

Katie: Oh, I can't believe you're bringing that up. I did have a totally fetch bikini on that day, though. Ha.

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