"It's not a date. You need to get out of here and I need someone to take me there, everyone leaves the table happy."
"Fine. You know the press will feed off of this story right? I can already imagine the headlines; Prince Arthur spotted with Victoria Schelswig: A possible union between Danish Royalty and British Royalty."
"Ahhhhh, you missed something; I don't use Schelswig at all. Legally it's my name but I would rather not make it known to everyone I meet that I am related to the Queen."
"I get that. You know, I'm sure you've not heard this before but you made a bold choice. Leaving everything behind and moving here to start afresh can't be easy and yet, you're excelling at it. You should be proud of yourself because not everyone can do this."
"Thank you. I just wished my family would see it this way. The only person who gets it is my grandmother."
"Your grandmother?"
"Mhmmm." He's still lost. Oh he has no idea who she is! I'm definitely going to have fun with this one. "You have no idea who she is, do you?"
"Nope. Danish history class wasn't that detailed to extended royal family members, just direct."
"Ahhh. In that case, I have a surprise for you." I moved the now almost empty ice cream bucket and got up.
"A surprise?"
"Mhmm. Just stay put." I ran into the room, got my laptop and went back to the couch.
"Wow! It's a laptop! I've never seen one of these before! What sorcery is this?!" Is he always so sarcastic? Seriously?
"Just stay calm." I sorted some things out and ended up in Skype.
"Who are you calling?" He asked as he turned the laptop to see what I was up to.
"My grandmother."
"It's late."
"Oh believe me, she's definitely still awake." And just then, she answered. The look on his face was priceless! I should've taken a picture so it would last longer. "Hi granny!" I said happily. He was still in shock.
"Your majesty!" He said nervously. He gave me a look that screamed 'your grandmother's the queen?!'
"Victoria! Sweetheart, I was wondering when you'd call. I see you have a friend over. Prince Arthur, it's good to see you again. How are you?"
"I'm good, Your Majesty. "
"I see that, well, I would hate to interrupt whatever fun you guys have going on there so I'll leave you both. Victoria, I'll expect your call by 9am sharp , not a minute more or less."
"Ok."
"Goodnight." And she was gone. Arthur was still in disbelief.
"Your grandmother is the Queen?! How did I miss this? She has two sons; Frederick and Christian. I know all about Frederick and Christian so how did I miss this?"
"Do you know about their kids?"
"Of course. "
"And you know what they all look like?" And he was stuck. It's easy to miss the small details. It's easy to know my name but if you have no idea what I look like, there would be an issue.
"Well, not all of them. I guess I missed that. So you are Princess Victoria of Denmark."
"Yep. But please, I'd rather leave all that behind. No one knows and I'd love to keep it that way."
"Ok, you have my word. So, tell me, is your grandmother as intimidating as they say she is?"
"Actually, she isn't. She can be though but she isn't. Is your grandmother as intimidating?"
"Only if you think a 67 year old woman with a crown and a bag filled with hard candy is intimidating."
"Ahhh." We talked and talked until we both fell asleep on the couch. Less than 4 hours after we said our goodnights, we were awakened by the sound of thunderous knocks on the door. Now I'm not sure how it happened but I woke up in Arthur's arms. He had this death grip on my body but it still felt comfortable. But when the knocking continued, I had to force myself out of his grip. I went to get the door and he made himself more comfortable on my couch.
"Who is it?!" I asked frustratingly when the knocking wouldn't stop. Why won't it stop?!
"His Royal Highness, Prince Arthur's Guards! Open up!" Oh shit! They must be looking for Arthur!
"Just give me a few minutes so I can get dressed!" I lied. I have to wake him up!
"We don't have the time for that ma'am!"
"I'm...I'm completely naked!" Someone shoot me! There was silence on their part so I took my opportunity. I ran to the couch and started tapping Arthur to wake up. "Arthur!" I yelled in hush tones.
"I'm trying to sleep here." He said in between soft snores. Oh he's so cute when he's asleep. No! This is not the time for this!
"Yeah, your guards are right outside and you need to get out of here." He was suddenly alarmed as he got up but there was nowhere to go. We looked through the back exit but for some reason, the press was gathered outside! "So you can't go through the front door or back door and your guards are going to break down my door real soon, what's the plan?" He paced around for a few seconds and then he turned to me.
"Do you have a wig?" I sighed in exhaustion. If this plan doesn't work, my whole cover will be blown. After making some arrangements, I went to open the door.
"Sorry for taking so long, I just had to attend to my sister when I went to get dressed." They eyed me suspiciously and then walked in.
"Do you live alone?"
"Normally, yes. But my sister got in last night so she's here."
While I was talking to the main guard, another was surveying my apartment. "Where is this sister?"
"She's in the room."
"Can you call her out?" Shit!
"Actually no. I can't."
"Why?" Yes, oh so smart Tori, why can't you call her out?!
"Because she's sick! Terribly sick! She's coughing and sneezing badly! I think she might have something contagious." Please let this work.
"Let us see her state. Then we'll call the ambulance to take her." I was nervous as I led them to my room. I could get arrested for lying! On getting to the door, we heard some deadly coughs and sneezes.
"I should probably get you guys some masks and gloves cause she might be contagious. Wouldn't want you guys getting members of the royal family sick." I was about to head off to get fake masks and gloves when they stopped me.
"Just open the door, we won't go in but we need to confirm that a sick lady's behind this door." And so I opened it. And a lady was in bed with her blonde hair showing slightly through the blanket. "Well, we're sorry for the disturbance and intrusion, we're just following orders." They said as I walked them back to the door.
"I totally understand. And I'm sorry, my sister's usually more spirited but...due to the circumstances." I said nodding.
"I'm sure. Have a lovely day ma'am. " I smiled as I locked the door and leaned against it for a while. This, can't happen again!
"Bravo! That was a stellar performance! Plus who knew all I needed was a wig and some fake coughs and sneezes to get those guys off my back, I would've done this long ago. "
"I don't doubt that. Look, you need to get out of here and I need to start my day. "
"Seems like you're asking me to leave?"
"I am. People think you're missing, you need to put everyone's mind at rest. Please." He smiled, walked up to me, gave me an actual hug and disappeared. I can't do this again.
Chapter 4
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