not so happy campers part 1

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Chris: yo where coming at you live from camp wawanakwa, somewhere in muskoka ontario i'm your host Chris Mclean dropping season one of the hottest new reality show right now. Here's the deal 23 campers singed up to spend 8 weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other then have face the judgement of there fellow campers. Every three days one team will either win a reward or watch one of there teammates walk down the dock of shame take a ride on the loser boat and leave the total drama island for good. There fate will be decided here at the dramatic campfire ceremonies where each week all but one camper will receive a marshmallow. In the end only one camper will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune which they'll probably blow in a week to survive they'll have to battle black flies, grizzly bears, disgusting camp food and each other. Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp who will crumble under the pressure find out here right now on total drama island. Alright it's time to meet our first 11 campers we told them they'd all be staying at a five star resort, so if they seem a little t.o.ed, that's probably why. Alright our first camper is (y/n).

(y/n): hey man is this the right place wheres the hotel

Chris: this is where you'll be staying

(y/n)*sigh* great

Beth: our next contestant is Beth whats up

Beth: it's so incredulous to meet you, wow you look much shorter in real life

Chris: um thanks

Chris: Dj

DJ: yo Chris Mclean hows it going? hey you sure i got the right place here? wheres the hot tub at?

Chris: yo dawg this is it camp Wawanakwa

DJ: looked a lot different from the application form

Chris: hey Gwen

Gwen: you mean where staying here

Chris: no your staying here my crib is an air stream with a.c. that way

Gwen: I did not sign up for this

Chris: Actually you did 

He pulls out Gwen's contract but Gwen just ripped it up

Chris: the great thing about layers is they make lots of copy's

Chris: I am not staying here

Chris: cool, i hope you can swim though because your ride just left.

Gwen: jerk

Geoff: Chris mclean it's an honor to meet you man.

Chris: the Geoff-ster welcome to the island man

Geoff: thanks man

Gwen: if they say man one more time i'm gonna puke 

Chris: everybody this is Lindsay

as the camera slowly goes to her feet from her face Chris said to the camera not too shabby.

Lindsey: hi okay you look so familiar

Chris: i'm Chris mclean the host of the show

Lindsey:oh that's where i know you from

Chris: heather

she just walked past Chris

and Beth introduced herself while spitting at her in the process, hi looks like were gonna be your new friend's for the next eight weeks

they then hear music in the distance

Chris: Duncan, dude.

Duncan:i don't like surprise 

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