Hunter: crushes are the worst
Edric: yeah, whenever I'm near mine, I ask stupid
Hunter: You're always acting stupid
Edric: yeah, don't think about that too hard
Hunter:
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Luz: Hi, welcome to the Applebees, would you like apples or bees?
Hunter: b-bees?
Luz: HE HAS SELECTED BEES!
Hunter: Wh-Wait-
Gus: *walks in with a jar of bees*
Hunter: WAIT-
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Luz: Onion rings are vegetable donuts
Eda, used to Luz: sure they are, kid
Luz: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
Eda: okay
Luz: Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
Eda:
Luz: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
Eda, crying: Luz, please stop
Raine, interested: no, continue
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Hunter: I'll kill you
Luz: only if I die!
Hunter, sighing: yes, that's what killing you means
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Edric: it's really muggy out there today
Hunter: if I go out there and all of our mugs are on the lawn, I'm leaving
Edric: *sips tea from a bowl*
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Luz: I made tea
Hunter: I don't want tea
Luz: I didn't make you tea. It's my tea.
Hunter: then why did you tell me?
Luz: it's a conversation starter
Hunter: it's a horrible conversation starter
Luz: oh, is it? We're conversating. Checkmate.
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The Owl House Incorrect Quotes
UmorI found all of these on the internet and an incorrect quote randomizer so if they're wrong it's nOt mY fAulT! Anyways enjoy!
