"PATRICK???" we all exclaim. i think my eardrums just popped. like my d-
anyhoo, as patrick steps closer to the group, mr krabs pulls him in to a beautiful embrace. i look over at squidward and see drool dripping from his itty bitty wittle mouth. i punch him in the arm and his tentacle falls off. i immediately pick it up and start to munch on it, as would anyone.
"owie, that hurted🥺," he says to me.
"mmmm calamari🦑," i reply, mouthful of suction cups.
suddenly, our conversation is so rudely put to a halt when patrick finally speaks up.
"yesh. we shard at gar art tar dinnar as a six persan carple."
as none of us can understand a word he just said, mr krabs lends us a helping...claw?
"sorry, gang. my hubby only speaks in cursive. he agrees with my proposal. what about the rest of you?"
we all nod in agreement. we then set a time to go out and the restaurant at which we'll meet.a few hours later and sandy and i are ready to go. we decided to meet at the fanciest restaurant in town: the krusty krab, obviously.
sandy and i dressed up in tuxedos we stole from gary, spongebob's pet rat. oops, i meant snail.
the restaurant is cleaner than usual; the bacon grease puddle has disappeared.after a nice meal with the fam, my social battery runs low and i need to excuse myself to the washroom for a break. i take a nice long piss and see a pregnancy test on the bathroom floor. i sniff it (obviously). i could pick that pee out from a lineup. it's sandy's. oh god. it's positive.
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Tentacles of Love
FanfictionIn this story, Squidward's love seems to be capable of shielding you from the feeling that the whole world is against you. Unless the challenges you face are past lovers...