silence has never been so loud. after a few moments of stunned stillness, mr krabs is here to cut the tension. our knight in shining crab shells!
"ok, lemme get this straight (unlike me). Y/N is in love with the squid, the squids in love with the sponge and so is the squirrel. anything else i should know?"
"um...actually, i think i still love sandy," i confess.
"wait, really?" she asks.
"affirmative."
"i think i still love you too, Y/N!"
"allllllrighty then," krabs interrupts so incredibly rudely. "why don't the squirrel and Y/N do the devils tango together and the sponge and the squid do the fancy dance? it makes perfect sense."
"but...i still love squidward," i say, unable to keep myself together.
just then, squiddy says something utterly disturbing, something that shakes me to my very core, something so horrid that all i should do right now is run for the hills; "jake from brooklyn 99 isn't actually that cute."
"never mind. i have developed a deeply rooted hatred for squidward tentacles. i'm cool with your plan, mr krabs."
"good, then it's settled. all six of us should go on a double date," says mr krabs.
"i love that idea- wait...six of us?" i count in my head and notice there are only five of us standing here.
"yes, six. Y/N and sandy, the sponge and his squidfriend, and me and my husband."
as he's talking, a dark figure emerges from the shadows. the suspense is eating us up until...we see him. oh god.
STAI LEGGENDO
Tentacles of Love
FanfictionIn this story, Squidward's love seems to be capable of shielding you from the feeling that the whole world is against you. Unless the challenges you face are past lovers...
