Sebastian: Ummm... You know what-

Y/N: *throws herself out of a window, shattering it*

Sebastian: She just left.





Y/N: Who the fuck-

Sebastian: Language!

Y/N: WHOM the fuck-

Sebastian: No.




Ciel: Quick, we need a distraction! Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

Y/N: My time has come.


Y/N after having her arm cut off, being placed under an unreasonable amount of stress and having to deal with Randall: *to the Queen* If it pleases the court

Y/N: I'd like to say my opponent is talking s h i t-


Y/N: I will fight the next person who insults my angel.

Agni: I've been having all this self doubt recently, I feel as if I'm not enough.

Y/N, tearing up: Square up, Sunshine-


Y/N: Name one way to be nice to others.

Grelle: Don't kill them?

Y/N:... That's on me I set the bar too low.


Y/N, looking at Mey-Rin: Wow, she's so pretty...

Bard: Aw, Y/N, don't feel like that, you're pretty too!

Y/N: I'm not jealous, Bard, I'm bisexual.


The Undertaker: Let's go get some iron.

Undertaker: Because if you remove a few letters from the word iron and add some letters

Undertaker: You spell sadness


Lau: I've got a question for you: do you like taller men or smaller men?

Y/N: W O M E N


Y/N, talking about West: I'mma let God fix it

Y/N: Cause if I fix it

Y/N: I'm going to jail


Undertaker: I've always been a bit eccentric.

Undertaker: And then I died...

Undertaker: It did not calm me down at all.


Y/N after accidentally meeting Elizabeth's mom: There is a coffin

Y/N: It has a name engraved on it.

Y/N: 'Whore'

Y/N: It is empty.

Y/N, to Sebastian: And you are about to get in it-


Bard: What did you get in the yearbook?

Mey-Rin: Prettiest smile.

Finny: Nicest personality.

Y/N: Most likely to start a bar fight.

Sebastian: Least likely to start a bar fight but most likely to win one.


Undertaker: Here at the Grand Canyon with two of my best clients!

*Distant screaming can be heard in the back ground*

Undertaker, pulling Y/N closer to him: Here at the Grand Canyon with one of my best clients-


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