Blyke:
Blyke: What's in the box.
Isen:
Blyke: ISEN! WHAT'S IN THE BOX??
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[Isen and a child sitting together, a book in front of them]
Elaine: That's so sweet! He's teaching him how to read!
Remi [swooning]: That's adorable!
Isen: Wa-wa.
Child: Water.
Isen: That was a hard one.
Child: Don't worry, you're doing great.
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John: Oops, my hand slipped.
[John picks up an axe and hurls it straight at Arlo]
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Arlo: I like women who are environmentally aware.
Elaine [pointing outside]: THAT'S A TREE!
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Cecile: Not everyone is going to think I'm a sexy, lexi, tasty-ass snack, and that's okay.
Cecile: They're wrong, though.
Cecile: But that's okay.
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Remi [trying to think positively]: Maybe the real award was the friends we made along the way!!
Isen: I want the fucking limited-edition, glitter gel pens, Remi.
Blyke [raises hand]: I second that. Friendship is crap.
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Remi [complaining]: Gee! School today was really tough.
John: So is life.
John: And then you die.
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Arlo: Must be hard not being able to laugh.
Seraphina: I do have a sense of humour, you know.
Arlo: I've never heard you laugh.
Seraphina: I've never heard you say anything funny.
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John: I had a terrible dream last night. You were in it.
Arlo: And?
John:
John: I'm sorry. What do you mean by "and"?
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Arlo: My parents grounded for a whole week just because I came home late.
John: Can you blame them? I mean, getting their hopes up like that and then showing up again.
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Old Seraphina: My future partner must be top of the line, smart, and powerful .
John: Hey! My name's— [trips over a pot plant in the middle of the path and face plants into a locker]
Seraphina:
Seraphina: I want that one.
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EAgghhhggggghh
I'm done :))
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ThaTs NOt HoW It WoRKs // unOrdinary group chat
FanfictionThis is obviously based off @Americanaa_exotica's "This chat was a mistake, just like Arlo". . Isen loses his pen collection and there are multiple sightings of Elaine doing illegal dealings of orange juice. Suddenly, she has kidnapped a child and i...
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