Invader Zim: Oneshots and Scenarios

Invader zim incorrect quote dump 1

Dib:...uh, I think I'll eat out tonight!

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* [A few weeks after Y/n introduced earth television to the tallest, Zim calls to see how it's going.] *

Zim: (watch the Tallest yell and cheer at at a monitor behind Y/n) Wow, Have the tallest grown that passionate about football?

Y/n: What football? They're watching last night's Bake Off.

Red: Look at that sponge! That's garbage!

Purple: Temper your chocolate, you twat!

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+ [The Cardinal is being chased in space by scavenger drones, it gets shot at and takes a hit!] +

Y/n: Red, damage report!

Red: The auxiliary power's out, and they spilled my soda.

[He frowns staring at a tipped over soda can, Cut to: The ships Laser Turret. Purple narrows his eyes.]

Purple: *taking aim* Alright, scumwads. This one's for Red's soda!

[Scene: The Carinal flies straight towards the saucer and Purple lets rip with 12 blasts from the laser. Y/n turns the ship away towards the control drone, It groans and finally explodes in a spectacular fireball, complete with the obligatory flying tire.]

Y/n: We did it! We won!

Red: *Sadly* Yeah, but it'll never bring back my cherry coke. [He opens the cabinet, next to his station takes out a can] *cheerfully* Well, who wants a soda?

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[Elite academy, Zim and the other short guards are having a party that gets crashed by Red and Purple.]

[a pic of empty pop cans and platters strewn about, and Purple passed out in a food coma.]

Zim:[caption] Purple just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks!

[a pic of Skoodge crying and Zim glaring at Red in the background.]

Zim:[caption] Red just crushed our BBQ chips and told us to quiet down.

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Purple: Excuse me. I'm a mature responsible adult.

Red: You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.

Purple: I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I'm getting my fruit snacks!

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[ the communications officers awkwardly watching the Tallest argue.]

Red: I think you should apologize.

Purple: Well I didn't hear you apologizing to me when you used up all the liquid in the chemical toilet.