Sources: Futurama, The Simpsons, The critic, Not always right, Texts from Last night, Paranorman,Futurama, Buzzfeed unsolved, Corner Gas, Ted Lasso, Malcolm in the Middle.
Quotes with a bold underlined * are from my Earth Alliance AU.
and quotes with + are from my Elite guardians au.
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Dib: Why do you not believe that ghosts are real?
Zim: Uhm, never seen one.
Dib: Okay, I mean, there's a lot of things that you can't see that are real.
Zim: What can't I see?
Dib: You can't see gravity. That's real.
Zim: Yeah, I can drop an apple.
Dib: Fuck.
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Dib: You find me annoying, right?
Gaz: (not looking up from her game) I do.
Dib: Thank you.
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Purple: Zim Look, you're gonna be around for a long time.
Zim: How can you be so sure?
Red: Because, We've angered the Karma Gods, and you're our punishment.
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*[Y/n is doing a comedy routine with Zim acting as a ventriloquist dummy]*
Y/n: Welcome to Rusty Neil's comedy night I'm Y/n, and this is Little Knothead.
Zim: This is so demeaning. I was scientist for tar sake!
Y/n: Okay, Prof. Knothead, why don't you sing "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt" while I drink a glass of water.
Zim: [singing] John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt his name is my name-..I spit in the water.
Y/n:*spits out water* ZI...Knothead!
[the Tallest are watching]
Purple: Say...Didn't we used to have a Knothead doll?
Red: That was Zim!
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Dib: *grabbing a soda from the fridge* Hmm. What's that sulfur smell coming from the egg bin? *sees a weird green glow coming from the bin * Oh, it must mean the eggs have ripened.
[Dib open the can and takes a drink, when he realizes everything wrong with that sentence.]
Dib: *spits out drink* Wait a minute! Eggs don't ripen! Eggs don't ripen!
[the eggs hatch and these creepy little zombie chicks emerge from them, Dib quickly slams the door shut, and six deformed bird shaped dents appear through the door.]
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Invader Zim: Oneshots and Scenarios
FanfictionJust a compilation of stories and scenarios with no real schedule. First story : Elite Guardians AU: Elite Red & Purple x Reader Feat. Smeet Zim! Chap 3: Tallest x F! Reader Chap 4: incorrect quote dump 1
