"Wait, we need those. That shirt belongs to the woman reported missing." A random military officer said.
"What was that all about?" Cletus asks.
"I don't know. What a Carlsberg?" Brandine asks.
"It's a brewer based in Denmark," Kent said.
"Brewer, the Danes thought of something," Brandine asks.
Cut to a base on Mars
"What are we doing here?" Kodos asks.
"We're heading to one of the outposts of this planet to get some answers. I got word of a group known as Paecs hunting down the Gnards, which caused the problems in the parallel they had to flee from. They could give us some explanations." Kang asks.
"Why did they just have to travel to this place, near the Earth we go after?" Kodos asks.
"They were forced out and had to settle. I bet they don't want to deal with the Gnards either." Kang said.
The TV-Billboards were able to get some news on what was happening on Earth.
"Seriously, Springfield again... our punching bag," Kodos said.
"Pay attention, we're here," Kang said, pointing to a tall building.
The duo looks at the building.
"Do you think they're compensating for something?" Kodos asks.
"That was so funny I forgot to laugh," Kang replied.
One of the TV sets was tuned to Earth News from England, as Kang and Kodos enter the building.
"I'm still warning one of the Gnards, mess with that loveable scouse, and you're asking for it," Kang said, as he walked by.
"I think that Barbie doll one looks like a fighter," Kodos said, as she passed by.
"Kodos..." Kang said.
"I'm coming!" Kodos said.
"Given what's going on an island called the United Kingdom, I'm sure any help would do. For now, we need to focus on what to do about those Gnards. Still, I'm starting to get used to that Scouser's look, gotta amp it up," Kang said.
"I guessed. You can't attack someone protecting their home," Kodos said.
A Paec Martian scientist is in their office, working on the portals.
"There's one of them right now," Kang said.
A Paec Martian guard with the scientist spots Kang and Kodos.
"You two, we need to have a word," Kang said.
"Are you the police?" The Paec guard asks.
"No, we're from planet Rigel 7. You have got a lot of explanations on what is happening on Earth." Kang said.
"Earth... this one universe has an Earth." The Paec scientist said.
"Duh, it's been around for eternities," Kang said.
"Now, look what they have done a mess on what the Earthlings call England," Kodos said.
The Paecs looked at the reports.
"Not again, come on, mess with those girls, you're asking for it. I'm loving this music from that scouser," The Paec guard said.
"Tell me about it," Kang said.
Kang looks at Kodos, who was singing a lyric.
"Now I feel no remorse, my life is back on course. From this little hitch, I have become a superbitch. But don't be afraid, By that confession I've made, I am not a..." (She stops) "Sorry, catching song," Kodos said.
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Mars Attacks: Simpsons
FanfictionThose Gnard Martians are back, now Springfield in the pathway. The Rigellians and Paec Martians go over to Springfield to join the fight. (R.I.P. Norm MacDonald, 1959-2021) _Yes, I know, I had to replace Norm with Tracy, due to a policy regardle...
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