I swear that I'll be yours forever,
Till Forever Falls Apart
when the world falls into chaos, two lost souls seem to find comfort in their shared love for music
or, in which Taylor accidentally stumbles upon an unknown musician's social media acco...
August James Don't you have any celebrity friends to talk to?
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT No they're all lame 🙄
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT And surprisingly too many of them are being real shitty and not so careful with covid so I'm cancelling them 😤
August James Omg so true queen 👏
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT What are YOU doing
August James just chatting with Niko
August James OMG I HAVE THE BEST IDEA
August James Meeting ID: 283 1378 1187 password: 137566
August James JOIN THE ZOOM MEETING
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT Uhmmmmm
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT It's just you and Niko?
August James Yes, I promise! No creepy interviewers or crazy fans!
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT aww but I thought you and niko were both crazy swifties 💔
August James JUST JOIN THE MEETING WILL YOU?
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[Taylor Swift joined the meeting]
shrek: [in his best attempt at a Scottish accent and in Shrek's voice] DONKEY! YOU BASTARD!
donkey: [in her best attempt imitating Eddie Murphy] SHREK?!
Taylor Swift: Oh my god, what did I just walk into?
[Niko finally realised there was a new comer into the meeting and his eyes widened as August burst out laughing. Taylor could only sit there awkwardly waving.]
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Taylor Swift: Hold on, are guys acting out shrek?
donkey: Yes, change your name to Fiona!
shrek: OH MY FUCKING GOD
shrek: YOU DICK, AUGUST! I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE EMBARRASSED IN MY LIFE
Fiona: Aw, don't be! This is actually hilarious.
shrek: TAYLOR MOTHER FRICKEN SWIFT
Fiona: It's nice to meet you too, Niko!
shrek: SHE KNOWS MY NAME
donkey: anyway, we're gonna watch Shrek later on Netflix Party, if you wanna join!
Fiona: Oh sure! I'd love to— is Niko breathing?
donkey: he'll be fine!
Fiona: He's rocking back and forth, muttering unintelligibly...
donkey: give him a second!
Fiona: Oh! That's Benji. Wanna say hi Benjamin?
shrek: [wheezing] Hi Benjamin!
Fiona: Oh, by the way, Niko! Like a month ago, I offered to send you free merch but August didn't let me, so you gotta fight her or something
donkey: JEEZ, ARE YOU TRYINA GET ME KILLED?
Fiona: Oops?
shrek: YOU— FU— WHAT?
Fiona: and he's hyperventilating...
donkey: told you this was going to be fun!
Fiona: August, you are actually crazy
donkey: and how has your day been, miss Swift?
Fiona: Oh, you know, one phone call meeting after another. Answering emails. Watching a whole season of Friends. The usual.
donkey: Oh, sounds fun!
shrek: [whispering] Taylor Swift... it's— [he let out a small scream]
