Grif: Stop.
Thea: He was an A.I. Your paranoid. You know what? I'm gonna go get Simmons before this goes to far.
Thea leaves as Sarge looks at Grif.
Sarge: See what I mean!? Agent Washington managed to brainwash my best soldier!
Grif: How?
Sarge: He's made her think about him!
Grif: That's just Thea and I think your a little confused on what a crush is.
Sarge: It's almost like all of this is some sort of sick game!
Grif: ...This conversation is starting to get a little meta.
Sarge: You're right. You think he was in on it too?
Grif: I think you're jumping to conclusions.
Sarge: And I conclude you need to shut your mouth and move your feet!
Grif: What are you gonna do?
Sarge: We, are going to do the Reds' signature Blood Gulch maneuver.
Grif: Huhhh, oh no.
Lopez 2.0 looks at Grif with relief.
Lopez 2.0: Me hace feliz saber que te ignoran tanto como a mí por aquí.[It makes me happy knowing you're ignored just as much as I am around here.]
Cut to Caboose, Tucker, Shawn and Freckles outside
Caboose: Okay Freckles, roll over!
Freckles rotates 360 degrees at the waist
Freckles: Objective complete.
Tucker: That's cheating.
Shawn: Yeah.
Simmons appears at the ledge and looks at them.
Simmons: Hey Tucker! Shawn!
Tucker: What!
Shawn: What do you want!?
Simmons: Do you have any idea when Wash is getting back? I have some suggestions regarding the upkeep of Blue Base.
Tucker: I don't know and I don't care!
Simmons: Well I got two words for you buddy: chore wheel.
Tucker: And I've got two words for you. How 'bout screw off?
Shawn: Your making our life worse!
Simmons slowly gets back into the base while looking at them with a grin.
Simmons: Just think about it. Wheel of chores.
Tucker: I hate my life.
Shawn: Me too.
Washington appears behind them.
Washington: Tucker!
Tucker: You know what, I take it back, I hate everyone else's lives. Wish they didn't have 'em. Oh my God, am I turning into Church?
Shawn: I think you and Thea are losing it because your acting just like him and I can hear the voice too with her. (Shivers)
Washington walks up to them annoyed.
Washington: Why aren't you running drills?
Tucker: How do you know I didn't already finish them?
Washington: Because you're not on the ground complaining about irritated nipples.
Tucker: I'm telling you, my chest piece rubs right up against them. And not in a good way.
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Red vs blue (female OC) season 11
FanfictionThe reds and blues are shipped wrecked on a mysterious planet and Carolina and Epsilon are gone. Washington is trying his best to make sure they survive by taking charge and making sure everyone is calm but when your surround by idiots and the only...
A house divided, then multiplied
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